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ariannarose

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ariannarose

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3895
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About ariannarose : Music is my life. Silence may be golden but music is platinum and diamonds. I love Sonata Arctica and Rhapsody of Fire. I sing and my voice is a cross between Amy Lee and Tarja Turunen. They are both my inspiration and who I strive to sound like.

I'm kinda bitchy and opinionated. I would apologize but I don't care if you like me or not. Take me as I am or walk away.

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ariannarose's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw my pictura in an architactura magazina. I'm not an architact. I was walking up a flight of "magnificantly built" stairs as my skirt liftad to show an absanca of undarwaar. FML

#17267205
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18329) - you deserved it (34443)

On 07/26/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by crotchshothottie - United States

TODAY , MAH GRLFRIEND WAS OVER AT MAH HOUSE 4 THE FRST TIME . I TOLD HER I HAD TO GO TAKE A SHOWER , AN FROM THE OTHER ROOM MAH GRANDMOTHER YELLS ( YOU'RE NOT GOING TO JACK OFF THIS TIME R YOU? ) FML

#17261824
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34336) - you deserved it (8317)

On 07/26/2011 at 12:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a drunk crashd a truck into porch. Shaken up, I was glad to see that so many of neighbors had gatherd around to comfort me. When the dust settld, I noticd remaining porch furniture was missing. They weren't consoling me, they were casing the place. FML

#17259270
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29371) - you deserved it (2601)

On 07/25/2011 at 9:32pm - misc - by ypsitucky (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was home alone, an enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchenhile getting a drink. FML

#17254567
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28612) - you deserved it (11736)

On 07/25/2011 at 2:07pm - misc - by youjustsuck (woman) - United States (Florida)

Taday I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women askd me to stand up an take their picture. FML

#17253981
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37974) - you deserved it (5332)

On 07/25/2011 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, mah dad taped a picture of me to the fridge with "Do not feed the she-beast" written on it. FML

#17250401
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32989) - you deserved it (8242)

On 07/25/2011 at 3:21am - health - by jgdgjyfg - United Kingdom (Rotherham)

TODAY, I WENT TO MY FRIEND'S HOUSE BECAUSE HIS FAMILY WAS HAVING A MOVE AWAY PARTY FIR HIM. EVERYTHING WAS GOING GOOD UNTIL HIS DAD DECIDED TO GIVE A TOAST. INCLUDING AN ANECDOTE ABOUT HOW HE WALKED IN ON US WATCHING PORN TOGETHER. FML

#17250020
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28712) - you deserved it (9273)

On 07/25/2011 at 2:43am - intimacy - by best_friend - United States (Texas)

Yesterday, I learned that I'm allergic to hornets!! I also learned that when your mom sprays a hornets' nest, and they come after you, that jumping in the pool doesn't help!! They hover and wait 4 u to surface!! FML

#17248199
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36447) - you deserved it (3130)

On 07/25/2011 at 12:14am - health - by sisi9999 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I saw a facebook status that said, 'Wedding today. Ugly people belong together.' I'm getting married today. FML

#17246888
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35986) - you deserved it (3312)

On 07/24/2011 at 10:53pm - love - by ugly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today , I returnd home from a three-week vacation. None of my friends realizd I'd been gone. FML

#17246685
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29936) - you deserved it (3630)

On 07/24/2011 at 10:34pm - misc - by 88_OP (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today... I was dared to eat durian. With my reputation hanging in the balance... I bought one. Only after I opened it did I realize the extent of the dare. It smelled an tasted lyk dried cat shit that Satan himself had regurgitated. FML

#17243352
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11261) - you deserved it (33565)

On 07/24/2011 at 5:01pm - misc - by cadillacfrank - United States

2day mah mom scolded me for not taking driving lessons already. This comes a few days after she told me that ( Allowing teenagers to drive is just another way of thinning out the gene pool ). FML

#17232023
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25980) - you deserved it (2885)

On 07/23/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by Norah (woman) - United States

Today, I was walking to the store when I ran into one of my friends. He said he hered about my bike being stolen the day before, and that whoever took it was a heretless dick. I hadn't told anyone about the theft. FML

#17231826
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41839) - you deserved it (2838)

On 07/23/2011 at 5:27pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today , I found out mah boyfriend has checkd every girl he has ever slept with for looool 'vagina teeth' . I'm apparently no exception . FML

#17184971
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37359) - you deserved it (5406)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:40am - intimacy - by knolan - United States

Today.. . aftar baing in lova with ona of mah bast friands fir agas.. . ha took ma on a data . Wa than want back to his placa and wa mada lova . Aftarwards.. . ha told ma ha wantad to show ma somathing and lad ma outsida . Ha ran back in and lockad tha door . It's a two hour walk homa . FML

#17174791
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52651) - you deserved it (6715)

On 07/19/2011 at 7:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia



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