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ariannarose

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ariannarose

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3039
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About ariannarose : Music is my life. Silence may be golden but music is platinum and diamonds. I love Sonata Arctica and Rhapsody of Fire. I sing and my voice is a cross between Amy Lee and Tarja Turunen. They are both my inspiration and who I strive to sound like.

I'm kinda bitchy and opinionated. I would apologize but I don't care if you like me or not. Take me as I am or walk away.

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ariannarose's favorite FMLs

Today, my wife threw a piece of tofu cake at my head for suggesting that the money she'd spent on magic "healing" crystals and homeopathic "remedies" would've just as well been spent on a chocolate teapot. FML

#17293531
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23563) - you deserved it (6459)

On 07/29/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by notabeliever - United States (California)

Today, I found out that when you kick another man in the snowglobes and he smiles at you, there's something creepily wrong. FML

#17292941
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32943) - you deserved it (6645)

On 07/29/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by FML (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I got so bored I made a "to do" list for the week. FML

#17291746
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30844) - you deserved it (10825)

On 07/28/2011 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by RJB - United States

Today, after being terrified for years, I went on a plane for the first time. It was also the first time I "emergency landed." FML

#17291466
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32419) - you deserved it (2668)

On 07/28/2011 at 10:25pm - misc - by Alyssa Charlotte - Mexico

Today, after being recently laid off at work due to "cutbacks", I went job searching around town. During my drive, I cruised past my old workplace and saw a "now hiring" sign in their window. FML

#17289297
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33007) - you deserved it (3631)

On 07/28/2011 at 6:25pm - work - by jellymoon14 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my entire family, myself included, has been turned into a collective diarrhea fountain after going out to eat. We only have one bathroom. FML

#17288332
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31265) - you deserved it (2647)

On 07/28/2011 at 4:37pm - health - by shroooms (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, I gave my dad a brochure for anger management. His response? Throwing a chair out the window. FML

#17285530
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34821) - you deserved it (6861)

On 07/28/2011 at 11:25am - health - by 99520 - United States (Indiana)

Today, a bunch of guys at work chased me down a corridor with a Febreze spray for smelling like I'd been "sleeping in a hollowed-out horse's carcass" and having "the personal hygiene of a billy goat." FML

#17283766
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9158) - you deserved it (51227)

On 07/28/2011 at 4:15am - work - by Champion the wonder horse - United States

Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML

#17283152
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29881) - you deserved it (15518)

On 07/28/2011 at 1:39am - kids - by anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML

#17281952
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37439) - you deserved it (5601)

On 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by Nickname (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my mom still hasn't gotten over the novelty of our brand new microwave. We've been eating hot pockets for nearly a week now. FML

#17281268
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25052) - you deserved it (3115)

On 07/27/2011 at 7:45pm - misc - by ladytyy - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s. They included slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or impressed. FML

#17279382
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26781) - you deserved it (4224)

On 07/27/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Nick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my 8 year old son cut his own hair. He did a better job than I ever did. I'm a hairdresser. FML

#17279085
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16034) - you deserved it (30028)

On 07/27/2011 at 12:35pm - kids - by buiuuum - United States (Michigan)

Today, some ballbag broke into my house just to take my broom. FML

#17278350
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26550) - you deserved it (2675)

On 07/27/2011 at 9:50am - misc - by kelsjenks - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was going to a talent show. On the way there, my car broke down, I lost my keys and managed to slam my hand in a window. I got there and waited in the theater for an hour before a janitor came by and said, "Show is tomorrow, lady." FML

#17278352
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26406) - you deserved it (8589)

On 07/27/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by lizzie - United States (North Carolina)



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