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About ariannarose : Music is my life. Silence may be golden but music is platinum and diamonds. I love Sonata Arctica and Rhapsody of Fire. I sing and my voice is a cross between Amy Lee and Tarja Turunen. They are both my inspiration and who I strive to sound like.
I'm kinda bitchy and opinionated. I would apologize but I don't care if you like me or not. Take me as I am or walk away.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Today, my boss sat me down to discuss the sounds my co-workers have heard coming from my cubicle. Apparently my music sounds like the background tracks from shitty soft-core porn movies. I'm getting a three day suspension while they go through all my files. FML
Today, at some point, and for some reason I'll probably never fully understand, it seemed like a good idea to get completely shitfaced on tequila and try to shave my ballsack with a straight razor. I'm not sure if these wounds will ever heal. FML
Friday 26 June 2015