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ariannarose

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ariannarose

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3144
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About ariannarose : Music is my life. Silence may be golden but music is platinum and diamonds. I love Sonata Arctica and Rhapsody of Fire. I sing and my voice is a cross between Amy Lee and Tarja Turunen. They are both my inspiration and who I strive to sound like.

I'm kinda bitchy and opinionated. I would apologize but I don't care if you like me or not. Take me as I am or walk away.

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ariannarose's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing a breakup note with permanent marker on my newly painted bedroom wall. FML

#17355077
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36503) - you deserved it (2959)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:47pm - love - by thedancer5 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

#17355075
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26062) - you deserved it (2720)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by doomeddaddy - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got an anonymous letter, stating my condo's community and all my neighbors can hear me having sex. Not only that, but kids gather around my window to listen. FML

#17354061
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15778) - you deserved it (32763)

On 08/03/2011 at 10:33am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I realized that as a U.S. Marine in the infantry, I'm more afraid to talk to girls than I am of getting shot at. FML

#17352313
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40964) - you deserved it (5494)

On 08/03/2011 at 3:40am - love - by Tim - United States

Today, I was presented with a bill for $27,601 by my single, alcoholic, deadbeat father. Why? "For having to raise your goddamn lazy ass." FML

#17350517
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33707) - you deserved it (2632)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:45am - money - by bigbill - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. And now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML

#17349963
376 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53282) - you deserved it (3276)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)

Today, my boss sat me down to discuss the sounds my co-workers have heard coming from my cubicle. Apparently my music sounds like the background tracks from shitty soft-core porn movies. I'm getting a three day suspension while they go through all my files. FML

#17343796
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27071) - you deserved it (4710)

On 08/02/2011 at 1:47pm - work - by ImScrewed (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mom decided to give me a bloodcurdlingly graphic sex talk. On a plane. I'm 23. FML

#17343127
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29658) - you deserved it (2492)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:26pm - misc - by jared77 - United States (Texas)

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

#17342308
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22283) - you deserved it (67256)

On 08/02/2011 at 10:17am - health - by chinchilla4404 (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that the crazy old man that sleep walks naked around my neighborhood every night is my grandpa. And he's not sleepwalking. FML

#17340162
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32201) - you deserved it (2523)

On 08/02/2011 at 2:46am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spanked him as punishment. When my boss came over for dinner, my son shouted, "Daddy made me take my punishment in the butt." FML

#17338982
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43486) - you deserved it (14519)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:58am - kids - by ohcrap - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

#17338945
333 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51211) - you deserved it (9842)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:52am - intimacy - by INside (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my ex-boyfriend called to tell me that he had always made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML

#17338419
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28225) - you deserved it (8209)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:13am - love - by HaHa Not Funny (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my parents wouldn't let me go to the fair because they reckon my IQ is so low, I could quite possibly choke on cotton candy and pass out confused by the hall of mirrors. FML

#17335799
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25652) - you deserved it (5884)

On 08/01/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by vsf - United States

Today, at some point, and for some reason I'll probably never fully understand, it seemed like a good idea to get completely shitfaced on tequila and try to shave my ballsack with a straight razor. I'm not sure if these wounds will ever heal. FML

#17334283
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11706) - you deserved it (65562)

On 08/01/2011 at 5:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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