About ariannarose : Music is my life. Silence may be golden but music is platinum and diamonds. I love Sonata Arctica and Rhapsody of Fire. I sing and my voice is a cross between Amy Lee and Tarja Turunen. They are both my inspiration and who I strive to sound like.
I'm kinda bitchy and opinionated. I would apologize but I don't care if you like me or not. Take me as I am or walk away.
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Today, my new friend and I went out to a concert. When we came back to her house, she ran upstairs and left me alone. Suddenly, a naked man came into my view and I stared at him horrified. Great way to meet her Dad. FML
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On 08/08/2011 at 3:10am - misc - by noooo (woman) - United States (California)
Today, at dinner, I accidentally let it slip that I'd taken a small sip of alcohol a few years ago and hated it. My extremely strict parents are now trying to get me into rehab. FML
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On 08/08/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by ApparentDrugAddict (woman) - United States
Today, while zooming down the interstate, I had to tell my husband to put his penis away. FML
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On 08/07/2011 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by Wife - United States
Today, in one fell swoop, my testicles and spirits were simultaneously crushed into submission by the girl I like. FML
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On 08/06/2011 at 5:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML
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On 08/05/2011 at 9:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)
Today, I took my new boyfriend to a family dinner. Despite having made everyone agree to be on their best behavior, my grandma spewed obscenities such as "fuck me sideways, aren't you a catch?" and "you just can't pull ass like that at my age" throughout. FML
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On 08/05/2011 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by moonstone15 (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, my roommate demanded that I dance naked for him as a birthday present. When I declined, he offered to pay me. When I declined again, he stormed off to pout in his room and played really loud depressing music. We're both guys and I have 11 months left on my lease with him. FML
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On 08/05/2011 at 12:46am - intimacy - by Creeped_out_n_stuck (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML
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On 08/04/2011 at 10:45pm - misc - by Thebestman123 - United States (Iowa)
Today, my landlord told me he is raising my rent next month. I thought he was kidding until he asked if I still wanted to live here. My landlord is also my live-in boyfriend. FML
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On 08/04/2011 at 7:19pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I came to terms with the fact that my boss owns my soul for the bare minimum wage, and has me so whipped that he probably will for the rest of eternity, or until his ancient, withered, necromantic ass dies. FML
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On 08/04/2011 at 2:47pm - work - by Username - United States
Today, I asked a guy if he could buy me a pack of cigarettes, since I'm still under 18. He took my money, went into the supermarket, and must have slipped out a side-entrance, because he never came back. FML
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On 08/04/2011 at 2:28pm - money - by Joe - United States (Florida)
Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML
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On 08/04/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by jshi8 - United States (Maryland)
Today, I was caught whacking off by my mother. She now takes every free moment of her time to read extracts from the Bible to me. FML
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On 08/04/2011 at 2:00am - intimacy - by laughingflame - United States (Illinois)
Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML
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On 08/04/2011 at 1:44am - animals - by SydIsPrettyCool - United States (Michigan)
Today, I took my 8 month-old to the Urgent Care due to extreme constipation. I spent $25 for my son to poop on me the second the doctor had me remove his diaper. FML
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On 08/03/2011 at 10:43pm - kids - by CrappyLuck - United States (North Carolina)
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