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ariannarose

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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5793
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About ariannarose : Music is my life. Silence may be golden but music is platinum and diamonds. I love Sonata Arctica and Rhapsody of Fire. I sing and my voice is a cross between Amy Lee and Tarja Turunen. They are both my inspiration and who I strive to sound like.

I'm kinda bitchy and opinionated. I would apologize but I don't care if you like me or not. Take me as I am or walk away.

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ariannarose's favorite FMLs

Today, a week after my fiancé and I got engaged, his mother is already complaining that she isn't involved enough in the wedding arrangements. We haven't even set a date yet. FML

by Potential Bridezilla / 08/10/2011 at 3:18am / United Arab Emirates / Love

Today, I was dragged to the food store with my mom. While we were shopping, the fire alarm went off. My mom pushed the cart at me, nearly knocking me over, and sprinted for the door. FML

by anonymous / 08/10/2011 at 12:31am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, a downstairs neighbor of mine claimed money from me because apparently my dog took a dump on the fire escape, and the poop fell through the grates and on her groceries. I don't have a dog, but I paid the money anyway, because I was too ashamed to tell her it was my husband. FML

by Zoe Avila / 08/09/2011 at 6:55pm / United States / Animals

Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML

by iliketoastalot / 08/09/2011 at 1:38pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was walking to get ice-cream with my boyfriend. When we were ordering our cone, the girl who was scooping it said to my boyfriend, "Hey I know you! You're the one who slept with my sister-in-law the other night." FML

by the2girls / 08/09/2011 at 12:08pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, I held an open house. Not wanting anything to be stolen I loaded up all valuables in my car (money, prescriptions, computer, iPod, etc) and went out. My car got stolen. Nobody came to the open house. FML

by Anonymous / 08/09/2011 at 8:55am / United States / Money

Today, while cleaning the bathroom in a suite at the hotel I work at, I heard a couple come in, and then a marriage proposal. She said no, that she had been seeing someone else and left the room. I was then alone in the bathroom, listening to a grown man sob. FML

by smurfpoo / 08/09/2011 at 3:35am / Canada (British Columbia) / Work

Today, at work in a liquor store, a man came in to demand a refund because after he "drank the whole bottle of Jack" he "couldn't get it up" for his wife. He thought that alcohol was supposed to be an aphrodisiac, and blamed me personally for his "whiskey dick". FML

by OyGeeze28 / 08/09/2011 at 2:24am / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, I finally noticed that my wife only shaves her bush when she goes on "business trips." FML

by ksmith / 08/09/2011 at 12:59am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy

Today, I learned that if you stare down an attractive man while pumping gas, he'll stare back. Then he might ask for your number. At which point his girlfriend will get out of the car and threaten to kick your ass. FML

by **(: / 08/09/2011 at 12:23am / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous

Today, my wife heard that wifi could be harmful for our newborn baby's undeveloped brain box. Her solution was to switch the wifi off on our laptops. She won't listen to the flaw in her plan. FML

by anonymous / 08/08/2011 at 10:01pm / United States / Health

Today, my dad said he can't go to my graduation because he has to work. He got fired a month ago. FML

by allinicolesmh / 08/08/2011 at 12:03pm / United States (Texas) / Work

Today, my dad shaved his head. This wouldn't be so bad if he didn't expect me to address him as "Captain Picard" 24/7 now. He won't answer me otherwise. FML

by MissArizona / 08/08/2011 at 10:12am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous

Today, I discovered the reason my favorite stick of deodorant hasn't smelled right for the past two weeks. My dad uses it on his butt crack and balls "to clean up the stank". FML

by Anonymous / 08/08/2011 at 3:16am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy

Today, my new friend and I went out to a concert. When we came back to her house, she ran upstairs and left me alone. Suddenly, a naked man came into my view and I stared at him horrified. Great way to meet her Dad. FML

by noooo / 08/08/2011 at 3:10am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous