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About ariannarose : Music is my life. Silence may be golden but music is platinum and diamonds. I love Sonata Arctica and Rhapsody of Fire. I sing and my voice is a cross between Amy Lee and Tarja Turunen. They are both my inspiration and who I strive to sound like.
I'm kinda bitchy and opinionated. I would apologize but I don't care if you like me or not. Take me as I am or walk away.
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Today, my girlfriend saw the name "Melissa" on my phone's contact list. After refusing to tell her who it was, she accused me of being a cheater, broke up with me and stormed out of my house. Melissa is the name of a woman from Craigslist who was going to sell me an antique engagement ring. FML
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On 04/13/2012 at 1:09am - love - by rejected - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my girlfriend of four years friend-zoned me while I was proposing to her. FML
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On 04/11/2012 at 2:27pm - love - by crjsej - United States (Texas)
Today, I called my husband, who is currently stationed in Japan, to see how he was doing. According to his girlfriend, he's doing fine. FML
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On 02/27/2012 at 12:42pm - love - by unknown - United States
Today, I went to a dance with the boy I like. To my delight, he tried to pick me up. To my dismay, he couldn't. FML
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On 02/25/2012 at 12:04am - love - by michellemoyah (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I found out that my wife is pregnant again. During her last two pregnancies, she craved pop-tarts and screamed bloody murder at the drop of a hat, so I went out and bought a box for her. Turns out that this time, pop-tarts make her want to puke. Cue screaming. FML
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On 02/22/2012 at 2:55pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy if he bit me on the lips. Normally, I would have enjoyed it, if the lips in question were the ones on my face. FML
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On 08/27/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by RainCl0ud - United States (California)
Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML
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On 08/23/2011 at 10:46am - intimacy - by Andrew (man) - United States
Today, my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she arrived, I popped a viagra to spice things up. She then informed me that she was on her period and didn't feel comfortable doing it. I had a headache and a massive boner all night. FML
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On 08/21/2011 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by RohnAbheek - India (Maharashtra)
Today, my girlfriend sexted me for the first time in months. Half way through reading it I was getting kind of hot. Then I found a spelling mistake and all I could think to do was correct her. She won't talk to me. FML
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On 08/20/2011 at 12:58am - intimacy - by KiDCuSHi - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I had to utter the phrase "OK, but no cape during sex" to my girlfriend. FML
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On 08/19/2011 at 9:40am - intimacy - by nerofirst - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I zoned out in a coffee shop for about two minutes and was brought back to reality when a woman smacked me out of my seat. Apparently I was staring at her chest while zoned out. FML
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On 08/11/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)
Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML
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On 08/10/2011 at 8:36am - love - by Username - United States
Today, while walking on the sidewalk, someone hit me with their car. They yelled at me for being in their way. FML
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On 08/10/2011 at 3:22am - misc - by TheKunitzShow14 - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, a week after my fiancé and I got engaged, his mother is already complaining that she isn't involved enough in the wedding arrangements. We haven't even set a date yet. FML
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On 08/10/2011 at 3:18am - love - by Potential Bridezilla (woman) - United Arab Emirates
Today, I was dragged to the food store with my mom. While we were shopping, the fire alarm went off. My mom pushed the cart at me, nearly knocking me over, and sprinted for the door. FML
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On 08/10/2011 at 12:31am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
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