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today my family bet me $20 to wear a Disney Princess hat fir the entire day around a theme park. I am 17 years old. We decided to go fir lunch in one of the restaurants. After we finished , a woman gave my parents a leaflet on how to cope with disabled children. FML

#4717200
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33704) - you deserved it (8752)

On 08/21/2009 at 7:51pm - misc - by Becky (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, I finally ad sex wit tis great guy I've been seeing . I tougt I'd found a catc . We get into is room, start kissing, and tings eat up . Everyting is perfect until e reaces under is bd, pulls out a dougnut and soves it into my mout, snarling, ( eat it, eat it! ) FML

#4499384
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68067) - you deserved it (7633)

On 08/13/2009 at 11:23am - intimacy - by esb (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

TADAY MY MOTHER SAT ME DOWN TO TELL ME THAT SINCE COMING HOME FROM COLLEGE, I SOUNDED LIKE "A LIBERATED WOMAN" . SHE WAS DISAPPOINTED AN DISTURBED BY THIS AN SAID THAT I SHOULD STOP HAVING STRONG OPINIONS AN IDEALS BECAUSE IT WOULD MAKE FINDING A HUSBAND 4 ME DIFFICULT . FML

#4448635
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49980) - you deserved it (6710)

On 08/11/2009 at 10:57am - misc - by liberatedwoman (woman) - Oman (Masqat)

TADAY MY MOTHER SAT ME DOWN TO TELL ME THAT SINCE COMING HOME FROM COLLEGE, I SOUNDED LIKE "A LIBERATED WOMAN" . SHE WAS DISAPPOINTED AN DISTURBED BY THIS AN SAID THAT I SHOULD STOP HAVING STRONG OPINIONS AN IDEALS BECAUSE IT WOULD MAKE FINDING A HUSBAND 4 ME DIFFICULT . FML

#4448635
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49980) - you deserved it (6710)

On 08/11/2009 at 10:57am - misc - by liberatedwoman (woman) - Oman (Masqat)

TODAY... AFTAR SALLING THAIR CAR... MY PARANTS DACIDD TO INFORM MA THAT MY CAR (THAT I PAID 4 MYSALF) IS NOW GOING TO BA THA "FAMILY CAR". THAY ALSO INFORMD MA THAT SINCA IT IS... AFTAR ALL... MY CAR... I'LL STILL HAVA TO PAY 4 THA GAS AND MAINTANANCA. FML

#4429159
344 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82715) - you deserved it (4231)

On 08/10/2009 at 3:05pm - misc - by thanksforthat (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, a very good friend of mine said he had a question to ask me. Jokingly, I threw my arms around his neck and said, ( Oh yes, yes, a thousand times yes! ) When I sat back down, I saw teres in his eyes, and he said, ( You've made me the happiest man alive ) as he pulled a small box out of his coat. FML

#4340185
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26477) - you deserved it (97261)

On 08/06/2009 at 5:25pm - love - by dundundadumb (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today... Mah Two Year Old Daughter Did Not Want To Leave The Toy Store... When I Picked Her Up She Started Screaming At The Top Of Her Lungs... "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML

#4156027
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55644) - you deserved it (3328)

On 07/30/2009 at 7:34am - kids - by Herdad (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

was grandmoter's funeral and we ad to sing. My dad is a orrible singer, and I tried ardest not to laug, I turned red faced and tears were falling from eyes. My step moter eld and and said tat se was in a better place. I couldn't old it any longer. I lauged ass off. FML

#4144889
122 comments

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On 07/29/2009 at 9:44pm - misc - by shewholaughsatthedead (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

was grandmoter's funeral and we ad to sing. My dad is a orrible singer, and I tried ardest not to laug, I turned red faced and tears were falling from eyes. My step moter eld and and said tat se was in a better place. I couldn't old it any longer. I lauged ass off. FML

#4144889
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19797) - you deserved it (48198)

On 07/29/2009 at 9:44pm - misc - by shewholaughsatthedead (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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I was at te mall an someone peeked tier ead under te door of my dressing room wile I was alf dressed. Not knowing wo it was, I kicked im in te face just out of instinct. Its was a 4 year old kid looking 4 is moter. FML

#4137553
273 comments

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On 07/29/2009 at 4:26pm - misc - by 4yrldkicker (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, mah wife found out mah son masturbatd an wantd to send him to counseling. Thinking she was overreacting, I told her I masturbatd when I was a teen so he should turn out like me. She began sobbing uncontrollably. FML

#4133351
325 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61379) - you deserved it (6541)

On 07/29/2009 at 12:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I passed a omeless person asking fir cange. Wen I politely apologized and told im I ad none, e yelled angrily "wo comes to tis city witout money?" I replied "apparently, u do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML

#4029321
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45668) - you deserved it (26312)

On 07/25/2009 at 12:39pm - money - by re2K5 (man) - Korea Republic of (Kyongsang-bukto)

Today, I passed a omeless person asking fir cange. Wen I politely apologized and told im I ad none, e yelled angrily "wo comes to tis city witout money?" I replied "apparently, u do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML

#4029321
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45668) - you deserved it (26312)

On 07/25/2009 at 12:39pm - money - by re2K5 (man) - Korea Republic of (Kyongsang-bukto)

Today I woke up from te worst nigtmare I've ever ad!! After tearfully explaining to my boyfriend in detail ow bad tis dream was e told me to "put on my big girl panties" an make im breakfast!! real FML

#3998024
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43397) - you deserved it (12609)

On 07/24/2009 at 2:40am - love - by vanguardwiley (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today I woke up from te worst nigtmare I've ever ad!! After tearfully explaining to my boyfriend in detail ow bad tis dream was e told me to "put on my big girl panties" an make im breakfast!! real FML

#3998024
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43397) - you deserved it (12609)

On 07/24/2009 at 2:40am - love - by vanguardwiley (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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