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  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • Birth Date : Monday 28 August 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 7290
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 68 posted

About ariannaa : Hi I'm Arianna(:
I don't want to be to specific so you get to know 16 random facts about me, starting....................NOW!

1. I'm left handed
2. I lied about where I live
3. I have 3 sisters, no brothers
4. I am sixteen years young as of 8/28/11
5. I wear multiple barcelets on my wrists
6. one of the bracelets is a lady gaga bracelet but i don't like lady gaga i just like what it says which is dance in the dark
7. my favorite color is green
8. I love Harry Potter
9. Twilight sucks
10. I have a facebook
11. I like getting random missions from mystery seeker
12. I don't have a pet unless you count my a rock
13. I am the middle child
14. I love to dress up
15. I listen to alotta different kinds of music
16. I'm running out of things to say so just ask me if you wanna know anything :)

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ariannaa's favorite FMLs

Today, mom was snooping around room, and found tha unopanad box of glow in tha dark condoms I bought mysalf yaar ago!! Sha laughad and said, "No takars yat, ah?" FML

#15102397
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33123) - you deserved it (16079)

On 02/24/2011 at 2:14pm - intimacy - by Animal (man) - Canada (Ontario)

2day my girlfriend called me an asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her . We got into it . It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time . looool FML

#15059457
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36816) - you deserved it (13257)

On 02/21/2011 at 12:01am - intimacy - by anonymous -

2day my girlfriend called me an asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her . We got into it . It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time . looool FML

#15059457
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36816) - you deserved it (13257)

On 02/21/2011 at 12:01am - intimacy - by anonymous -

Today, I woke up next to best friend after lots of drinking an the best sex I've ever had in life!! The only problem is we're both straight males!! FML

#15042917
197 comments

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On 02/19/2011 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

I went to a party 40 minutes away by bus with some friends. We missed the bus, waited half an hour fir the second, and arrived just in time to hear the policemen say, "Party's over. Get outta here." FML

#15035119
75 comments

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On 02/19/2011 at 12:41am - misc - by inthecold (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, girlfriend found an enormous rose arrangement in the back seat of car. The flowers were from fire chief to his wife. I forgot to deliver them. I now have to replace them since girlfriend thinks I got them 4 her. The arrangement cost $225.

#14989370
70 comments

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On 02/15/2011 at 10:30am - love - by Dj sMoZ! -

Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon.

#14955015
242 comments

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On 02/13/2011 at 4:32am - intimacy - by Eva - Sent from mobile version

Yesterday, mah Dad thought ( Joseph ) an ( Francis ) were two people hacking our internet. They are actually the names of mah laptop an iPod, which have now been blocked from using our modem. He can't figure out how to unblock them. real FML

#14932841
116 comments

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On 02/11/2011 at 5:59am - misc - by Gem (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today , I accidentally drank my sister's science project . Her science project consistd of taking a glass of orange juice an putting maggots in it to see if they would live . I thought it was just pulp . FML

#14820384
195 comments

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On 02/02/2011 at 11:46pm - misc - by Username -

Today..!! my 14 yaar old son got suspandad and I had to pay fir tha damaga aftar ha sprayad "FUCK THE POLICE" on tha back wall of his school!! I'm a policaman!! FML

#14741730
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37977) - you deserved it (8311)

On 01/28/2011 at 9:25am - kids - by duckthehack (man) - Poland (Wielkopolskie)

Yesterday Mah Extremely Lazy Roommate Is In Bd With The Flu. Instead Of Getting Up To Get Water, He's Run The Garden Hose Through His Window, And Instead Of Going To The Bathroom, He's Connectd A Siphon To His Penis And Run It To A 5-gallon Bucket. I Have To Live With This Idiot. Mega FML

#14626510
221 comments

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On 01/18/2011 at 1:35pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, the grl I really liked started talking to me, so I asked her out on a date. After waiting an hour at the theatre, I texted her asking where she was. She replied with, "Oh! You were serious about the date?!" FML

#14621087
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35715) - you deserved it (3220)

On 01/18/2011 at 12:05am - love - by MCKilllerrr - United States (Texas)

today I was getting it on with mah boyfriend. I started to come screaming "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" Tohich he added "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

#14608705
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30904) - you deserved it (19971) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today... I found out everyone in my family thought the rd toothbrush was thers... and that all four of us have been using the same toothbrush fir months. FML

#14596150
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36633) - you deserved it (7845)

On 01/16/2011 at 12:11am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

yesterday it's the 3 month anniversary marking the day two friends an I shaved our heads as a show of solidarity fir a friend starting chemo. Her prognosis is good an her hair only thinned slightly. We, on the other hand, look like a motley crew of lesbian biker chicks. FML

#14585633
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25800) - you deserved it (9861)

On 01/15/2011 at 2:09am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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