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  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 August 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 8280
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 68 posted

About ariannaa : Hi I'm Arianna(:
I don't want to be to specific so you get to know 16 random facts about me, starting....................NOW!

1. I'm left handed
2. I lied about where I live
3. I have 3 sisters, no brothers
4. I am sixteen years young as of 8/28/11
5. I wear multiple barcelets on my wrists
6. one of the bracelets is a lady gaga bracelet but i don't like lady gaga i just like what it says which is dance in the dark
7. my favorite color is green
8. I love Harry Potter
9. Twilight sucks
10. I have a facebook
11. I like getting random missions from mystery seeker
12. I don't have a pet unless you count my a rock
13. I am the middle child
14. I love to dress up
15. I listen to alotta different kinds of music
16. I'm running out of things to say so just ask me if you wanna know anything :)

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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ariannaa's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

#12567
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (303254) - you deserved it (55239)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year old virgin. FML

#2509
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39513) - you deserved it (5029)

On 01/25/2009 at 8:52am - intimacy - by aces10 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I fell in love with a girl on the internet, she's great and funny. She says she's 16, but everyone keeps telling me she's only 11 and that I'm a pedophile. FML

#781
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7549) - you deserved it (35516)

On 01/07/2009 at 3:17pm - love - by Sidney - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML

#585
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41687) - you deserved it (7857)

On 12/24/2008 at 6:19am - intimacy - by sixsix - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm 65 years old, and I've been given a bottle of wine produced in the year I was born. The wine tastes foul; not a good omen. FML

#563
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19715) - you deserved it (2373)

On 12/21/2008 at 7:14am - misc - by Phil - Sent from mobile version

Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. FML

#483
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27991) - you deserved it (5898)

On 12/09/2008 at 11:58pm - kids - by Rita - Sent from mobile version



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