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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 April 1978 (37 years)
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Today, my boyfriend and I had 'car sex'. It sucked and resulted in him masturbating into a McDonald's bag. FML


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On 01/12/2015 at 2:56am - intimacy - by briiiiiiii123 - United States (New York)

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I was struck with a white-hot pain, and in the confusion thought her vagina had contracted hard. It turned out it was actually my uncircumcised penis retracting for the first time in my life. FML


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