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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 April 1978 (36 years)
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Today, my boyfriend and I had 'car sex'. It sucked and resulted in him masturbating into a McDonald's bag. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29982) - you deserved it (5894)

On 01/12/2015 at 2:56am - intimacy - by briiiiiiii123 - United States (New York)

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I was struck with a white-hot pain, and in the confusion thought her vagina had contracted hard. It turned out it was actually my uncircumcised penis retracting for the first time in my life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24885) - you deserved it (6914)

On 11/25/2010 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore



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