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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 April 1978 (37 years)
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Today, my boyfriend and I had 'car sex'. It sucked and resulted in him masturbating into a McDonald's bag. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32243) - you deserved it (6946)

On 01/12/2015 at 2:56am - intimacy - by briiiiiiii123 - United States (New York)

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I was struck with a white-hot pain, and in the confusion thought her vagina had contracted hard. It turned out it was actually my uncircumcised penis retracting for the first time in my life. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24971) - you deserved it (6925)

On 11/25/2010 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore

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