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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 January 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, I had my midterm finals for AP Literature. My teacher had good news and bad news for us. The bad news? That he lost the file for our original exam and so had to make a harder exam for us. An exam he told us not to study for. The good news? "Jesus Christ suffered and died for our sins." FML

#21319606
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26773) - you deserved it (2435)

On 12/18/2014 at 7:11am - misc - by subversivepanda (woman) - Guam

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Today, I got a new downstairs neighbor. Herpes. FML

#21318606
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21333) - you deserved it (28281)

On 12/16/2014 at 4:04pm - health - by fuck - Norway (Buskerud)

Today, I found out that the "IRS scam" that I ignored last week was actually not a scam, and now I have a warrant out for me. FML

#21317643
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27810) - you deserved it (5595)

On 12/14/2014 at 10:50pm - money - by dawg - United States (Florida)

Today, my dad and grandpa came to a charity event that I helped set up for people who have autism. I appreciated their support, until I heard my dad say "Man, some of these 'tards are pretty hot." and my grandpa replying "Yeah. Probably like dead fish in bed, though." FML

#21316987
120 comments

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On 12/13/2014 at 9:02pm - misc - by ashamed (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was trying to turn my boyfriend on with dirty texts. When he said "I'm horny," I teasingly replied, "Whoops, did I do that?" His reply? "Huh? Naw i'm watching sum porn". FML

#21316711
41 comments

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On 12/13/2014 at 11:03am - intimacy - by giantcuntflaps (woman) - Australia

Today, I found out first-hand that the most horrifying sight you can ever witness is two morbidly obese people getting nasty with each other in a dance club's run-down, public restroom. FML

#21316146
59 comments

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On 12/12/2014 at 11:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

Today, I sat on the bus for 3 hours stuck in traffic trying to ignore the old lady sitting next to me discreetly masturbating. FML

Today, at my daughter's ballet recital, after she was done dancing, grown adults booed. She's five. FML

#21315826
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38707) - you deserved it (2183)

On 12/11/2014 at 8:43pm - kids - by anon - United States (New York)

Today, I found out my boyfriend uses a period tracker app to find out when we can fuck. FML

#21315592
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29131) - you deserved it (6060)

On 12/11/2014 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by Anon - Ireland (Cork)

Today, my son got in trouble at school. The kids had to solve a problem by determining whether it was better for "Edna" to repair or replace her AC unit. He said Edna is an "old person's name" and she was "probably going to die soon anyway", so she shouldn't do either. FML

#21315591
77 comments

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On 12/11/2014 at 1:10pm - kids - by MedStudent90 - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I told my boss I have a sore throat. He replied, "Well, don't take it so deep next time." FML

#21314442
104 comments

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On 12/09/2014 at 1:29pm - work - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I received a package from my deployed husband. It contained a scarf, a letter, and a bag full of his pubes. FML

#21310077
88 comments

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On 12/02/2014 at 12:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, while in bed with my boyfriend of 2 years, he mentioned what it would be like if he had sex with anyone other than me. I mentioned the same about him. He quickly yelled, "No, you're a woman. You are mine!" FML

#21309848
76 comments

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On 12/02/2014 at 12:40am - intimacy - by justagirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML

#21309415
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42281) - you deserved it (10721)

On 12/01/2014 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States



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