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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 October 1990 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, it was my first day closing alone at a pet store when a lady came in wanting to return a bird she bought months ago. Once I informed her there were no returns on livestock, she let the bird free and ran out the door, leaving me to catch it and explain to my manager where it came from. FML

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76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40410) - you deserved it (2478)

On 09/17/2013 at 11:44am - work - by tay - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I noticed that my new colleague never laughs. Instead she says, "LOL". I have to work with her every day. FML

#20884887
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38132) - you deserved it (2575)

On 09/17/2013 at 4:26am - work - by Jienaf (man) - Malta

Today, while working at Home Depot, I was asked to cut some wire. When I asked her how much, she said, "From my computer to the wall". After explaining for a while that I didn't know how far that is, she left. FML

Today, I went on a new medicine. One of the listed side-effects was "anal seepage" and I spent the better part of the day laughing with my coworkers about how it's "not a real side-effect". I found out that it really is while stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic on the way home. FML

#20839551
58 comments

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On 08/15/2013 at 11:18pm - health - by stinky car - United States (Alabama)

Today, my boyfriend and I watched the new movie "The Purge." After the movie, I jokingly asked him that if the U.S. had such a purge in real life, would he participate, and who would he kill first. Without missing a beat, he said, "you." FML

#20714140
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41042) - you deserved it (8062)

On 06/08/2013 at 7:43pm - misc - by purged (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my husband thought it would be funny to tell my 10-year-old son that if he wanted to get girls, he had to do the Gangnam Style. My son has now non-stop been doing the Gangnam Style. FML

#20136801
157 comments

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On 10/28/2012 at 10:53am - kids - by friedbutter - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized that my manager and I have synchronized menstrual cycles. She gets extremely bitchy, and I get extremely vulnerable and emotional - she yells at me and I burst into tears. FML

Today, I discovered that my three-year-old daughter has mastered the art of pickpocketing. While I was driving to work this morning, my car broke down. I reached in my pocket to call AAA on my cell, only to find her squirt gun in its place. FML

#19612373
118 comments

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On 05/12/2012 at 4:01pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML

#19387601
205 comments

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On 04/01/2012 at 10:03am - love - by Jeff make - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I watched as my step-dad put locks on my window, because he's convinced that I've been sneaking out at night. All my mom did was casually remark that I'm fucked if there's ever a fire. FML

#19301577
175 comments

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On 03/18/2012 at 4:02pm - misc - by Rapunzel (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

#18766108
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42918) - you deserved it (4397)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

Today, I shat out a staple. FML

#16576766
332 comments

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On 06/09/2011 at 11:04am - health - by wtf - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, I was working on my art portfolio. I had drawn a self-portrait. When I was satisfied, I wanted to show my parents. They thought it was a drawing of a bear. FML

#14899477
71 comments

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On 02/08/2011 at 7:30pm - misc - by nomoreart (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I realized I'm pussy whipped by a chick I'm not even dating. FML

#14550494
140 comments

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On 01/12/2011 at 2:46am - intimacy - by mad dude -

Today, I asked my boyfriend what celebrity I look like. He thought long and hard, then said "Sarah Jessica Parker." I gasped and told him that I find her extremely hideous. He replied "So do I." FML

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105 comments

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On 11/17/2010 at 7:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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