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Today, I played paintball with a bunch of friends. By the end of the day, my girlfriend and I were the only people left on the field. She shot me mercilessly, and I screamed like a little girl. 30 people watched, 4 people filmed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9048) - you deserved it (19168)

On 11/26/2012 at 5:26am - misc - by Z (man) - Australia

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML

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On 09/22/2009 at 12:27am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)



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