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About aranea : bitches ain't shit and they ain't say nothin

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Today, I came home to an eviction notice after an apartment inspection. The reason? Having an unauthorized pet that could cause unnecessary damage to my suite. My pet is a goldfish. FML

#19223873
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32312) - you deserved it (3667)

On 03/05/2012 at 9:47pm - animals - by goldfish - Canada (Alberta)

Today, as I was driving to work, I witnessed a kid apparently getting jumped. Being a good citizen, I got out and started yelling at them. I ended up alongside the kid in the hospital. FML

#18078650
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37928) - you deserved it (4373)

On 10/26/2011 at 3:41am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate for my boyfriend to grab at my vagina in public. He did it again twenty minutes later. FML

#17677106
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35301) - you deserved it (6801)

On 09/06/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by foreseeingabreakup (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my cat tried to kill me. While I was sleeping, he put his paws on either side of my face and laid down, covering my nose and mouth. While I was struggling to free myself, I could hear my sister laughing next to me. FML

#15051806
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30445) - you deserved it (4720)

On 02/20/2011 at 12:45pm - animals - by Michelle - United States (California)

Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML

#8767827
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33804) - you deserved it (3115)

On 03/02/2010 at 4:14am - misc - by Celeste - Singapore

Today, when putting something away on a high shelf, something small and black fell down my cleavage. I thought nothing of it and finished the task at hand. When I pulled out the neck of my shirt later to find it and looked down, glaring up at me from my boobs was a large, disgruntled spider. FML

#6401291
63 comments

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On 11/22/2009 at 3:35am - intimacy - by Arachnaphobic (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML

#574471
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (271844) - you deserved it (45776)

On 03/24/2009 at 11:41am - love - by Kaeyne (man) - United States (Georgia)



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