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About aranea : bitches ain't shit and they ain't say nothin

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Today, I came home to an eviction notice after an apartment inspection. The reason? Having an unauthorizd pet that could cause unnecessary damage to mah suite. My pet is a goldfish. FML

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133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30043) - you deserved it (3397)

On 03/05/2012 at 9:47pm - animals - by goldfish - Canada (Alberta)

Today... as I was driving to work... I witnessed a kid apparently getting jumped. Being a good citizen... I got out and started yelling at them. I ended up alongside the kid in the hospital. real FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34348) - you deserved it (3997)

On 10/26/2011 at 3:41am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate fir mah boyfriend to grab at mah vagina in public. He did it looool again twenty minutes later. FML

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177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33012) - you deserved it (6544)

On 09/06/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by foreseeingabreakup (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my cat tried to kill me. While I was sleeping, he put his paws on either side of my face and laid down, covering my nose and mouth. While I was struggling to free myself, I could hear my sister laughing next to me. FML

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145 comments

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On 02/20/2011 at 12:45pm - animals - by Michelle - United States (California)

Today, I Fell Asleep In A Taxi. So Did The Taxi Driver. Big Fat FML

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118 comments

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On 03/02/2010 at 4:14am - misc - by Celeste - Singapore

Today, When Putting Something Away On A High Shelf, Something Small An Black Fell Down My Cleavage. I Thought Nothing Of It An Finished The Task At Hand. When I Pulled Out The Neck Of My Shirt Later To Fine It An Looked Down, Glaring Up At Me From My Boobs Was A Large, Disgruntled Spider. Real FML

#6401291
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On 11/22/2009 at 3:35am - intimacy - by Arachnaphobic (woman) - United States (Oregon)

2DAY I HAD AN ALABORATA PLAN TO ASK THIS GRL TO PROM AND IT WAS GOING TO TAKA A FAW MINUTA TO SAT UP. I ASKD FRIAND TO DISTRACT HAR. HA DACIDD TO DISTRACT HAR BY ASKING HAR TO PROM. SHA SAID "YAS". FML

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265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (257129) - you deserved it (43047)

On 03/24/2009 at 11:41am - love - by Kaeyne (man) - United States (Georgia)



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