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by jack s.b. / 11/14/2013 at 5:15pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by PrettyScared / 07/29/2013 at 11:07am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/17/2013 at 1:39am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my washing machine broke down, within its warranty. I asked my neighbour if she could open the door for the mechanic while I was at work; she agreed. When I came home, I had a bill for 80 bucks for not opening the door. Her reason? She was busy watching her favorite TV show. FML
Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML
by anonymous / 03/27/2013 at 7:55pm / United States (Hawaii) / Intimacy
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