Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

aquamoon52

Search for a member

aquamoon52

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 401
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About aquamoon52 : Dancer.

aquamoon52's page activity

Visits<b>americanafrican</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 2:26pm<b>martin8337</b> - the 12/06/2014 at 3:57am<b>LCwisco</b> - the 12/01/2014 at 11:26pm<b>Smellyy</b> - the 11/23/2014 at 4:51pm<b>sarge1911</b> - the 10/10/2014 at 1:46pm<b>devildog562</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 11:44pm<b>Slayer8674</b> - the 05/30/2014 at 7:29am<b>jonny1ton</b> - the 05/22/2014 at 12:00am<b>blackhawkdown69</b> - the 05/12/2014 at 6:33pm<b>Chineseaznxd</b> - the 05/02/2014 at 8:39pm<b>Jondw</b> - the 04/10/2014 at 11:18am<b>a33324332</b> - the 04/01/2014 at 6:30am<b>Burton_Forever</b> - the 03/21/2014 at 7:51pm<b>thisguy184</b> - the 03/11/2014 at 3:25pm<b>badluckalex</b> - the 03/11/2014 at 4:45am<b>tbro47</b> - the 02/27/2014 at 5:32pm<b>cracchiolo</b> - the 02/06/2014 at 3:47am<b>rachelottavia</b> - the 02/04/2014 at 1:52am

aquamoon52's FML badges

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

See all of aquamoon52's badges

aquamoon52's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to a very crowded restaurant. Being really shy, I requested to sit in the corner, but instead they placed me in the center of the dinning area. I started to eat my food and got really spaced out. Suddenly I sneeze-farted and everyone turned to look at me. FML

#14008430
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26436) - you deserved it (6611)

On 11/28/2010 at 3:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I helped move my current boyfriend into his new dorm room. This would've been fine if I didn't have to do this while avoiding eye contact with my ex-boyfriend, who just happens to be my boyfriend's new roommate. FML

#12706497
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30365) - you deserved it (4265)

On 08/23/2010 at 7:09pm - love - by DormHater (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML

#11811158
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21790) - you deserved it (4839)

On 07/11/2010 at 2:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was taking a piss in a port-o-john and thought it would be a good idea to aim at a bee I saw buzzing around. The bee thought it would be a better idea to sting me on the knob. FML

#4952046
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8577) - you deserved it (82877)

On 08/31/2009 at 12:28pm - misc - by Bee (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went out to eat dinner with my family to celebrate my 18th birthday. I playfully put 3 straws between my knuckles to make myself look like Wolverine. I turned to my 6 year old nephew and ask, "Who am I?" He then replied with, "An idiot." FML

#4699130
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15391) - you deserved it (46887)

On 08/21/2009 at 1:18am - kids - by Mak10 (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replies, "you farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML

#4440172
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47577) - you deserved it (7161)

On 08/11/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

#3991086
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57852) - you deserved it (26187)

On 07/23/2009 at 10:26pm - love - by Ella (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time. I sat in the back, which was a bad idea. When it ended everyone in front of me turned around and stared. When I asked my friend what was going on, she said I had been screaming the Lord's Prayer the whole time. I hadn't even noticed. FML

#3908348
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35089) - you deserved it (24556)

On 07/20/2009 at 4:05pm - misc - by whyme_ss - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend and I were chatting on MSN. He had to go run down to the corner market but left his webcam on. Shortly after he left I watched his mother steal 60 dollars out of his wallet. He doesn't believe me. FML

#3764935
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47627) - you deserved it (2956)

On 07/15/2009 at 1:04am - love - by wtf (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

#2026481
437 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33131) - you deserved it (144573)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got a spray tan for the first time. Naked, I climbed into the booth. When the machine started I became frightened by the loud roar of the spray and couldn't breathe. I pissed myself out of fear. I now have river-like streaks down both legs where the pee washed my tan away. FML

#1246949
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22679) - you deserved it (83776)

On 04/23/2009 at 1:44am - health - by tgstreaks (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I spotted one of my friends using the ATM outside our school's university center. I crept up behind him, grabbed his shoulders abruptly, and shouted in my best deep man-voice, "Give me all your money!" Turned out to be a poor, unsuspecting freshman. He gave me his money. FML

#1242967
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11229) - you deserved it (67985)

On 04/22/2009 at 10:22pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)



FML's blog

  • Malec's illustrated FML
  • Life is like a box of chocolate full of piece of rabbit droppings sometimes, isn't it? OK, I'll admit that's a weird way to start an article a few days before Christmas. Let me explain: you try and get…

Friday 12 December 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: