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aquagirl2791
  • Town/Country : Beaverton, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 January 1991 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 793
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About aquagirl2791 : Pretty much I'm the girl who you'd love to hangout with because I know how to have a good time. No, not necessarily a booty call but more of an adventure that you'd remember for a lifetime;]

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Today, I was texting two people at once. Trying to respond to my friend's text, I accidentally clicked on this guy's name instead, who I've never met. He just told me about his grandma's funeral he went to that was an open casket. I responded with, "Haha wow you slut, I'm sure you were aroused." FML



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