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Today, my friend and I went for a late night walk along the beach. We decided to sit down on a log. It was a dead seal. FML

#17447833
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43260) - you deserved it (6397)

On 08/12/2011 at 3:44am - animals - by squishylog - United States (California)

Today, I finally figured out why my mechanic was so cheap; he wanted to sleep with me. After I politely declined, he charged me regular price plus extra for "humiliating" him. He's 60. I just recently turned 18. FML

#17444055
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37312) - you deserved it (2880)

On 08/11/2011 at 8:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML

#17404140
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32424) - you deserved it (4758)

On 08/08/2011 at 2:45am - kids - by Jilly (woman) - Australia

Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML

#17380404
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34774) - you deserved it (3352)

On 08/05/2011 at 6:57pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML

#17371969
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54180) - you deserved it (2658)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:45pm - misc - by Thebestman123 - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML

#17365713
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9754) - you deserved it (72231)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by jshi8 - United States (Maryland)

Today, the guy I've had the biggest crush on came to my house to pick me up for our first date. As we were leaving, my father screams out "Do you still have diarrhea?" I don't have diarrhea. My dad thinks he's so funny. FML

#17364293
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38297) - you deserved it (3620)

On 08/04/2011 at 4:30am - love - by Anon (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML

#17362826
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44057) - you deserved it (2965)

On 08/04/2011 at 1:44am - animals - by SydIsPrettyCool - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got an anonymous letter, stating my condo's community and all my neighbors can hear me having sex. Not only that, but kids gather around my window to listen. FML

#17354061
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15751) - you deserved it (32705)

On 08/03/2011 at 10:33am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. And now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML

#17349963
376 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53205) - you deserved it (3270)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)

Today, while leaving work, I noticed a woman struggling with her wheelchair. Trying to be kind, I grabbed the handles and began to push her. A few moments later, the front wheels caught on something and I ended up dumping her onto the ground. Now my coworkers all think I'm a huge douche. FML

#17348241
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30140) - you deserved it (4903)

On 08/02/2011 at 9:47pm - work - by t2t2sync - United States (New York)

Today, my son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spanked him as punishment. When my boss came over for dinner, my son shouted, "Daddy made me take my punishment in the butt." FML

#17338982
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43420) - you deserved it (14502)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:58am - kids - by ohcrap - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was at the airport. A creepy man smiled at me, so I politely smiled back. I then realized his shirt said "Smile if you take it in the ass." He then winked at me and walked off. FML

#17315983
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39514) - you deserved it (13225)

On 07/31/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by creepedout - United States

Today, my parents took me on a plane ride for a vacation in Hong Kong. What they didn't tell me was that the "vacation" is extended for three years. FML

#17297166
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42825) - you deserved it (2895)

On 07/29/2011 at 11:37am - misc - by xxxkkxxx - Hong Kong

Today, while working at Kohl's this woman came up to me and asked if I was Native American, I said yes, she then says "Oh! I thought you guys went extinct." This is the country I live in. FML

#17297056
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42624) - you deserved it (3333)

On 07/29/2011 at 11:18am - work - by crazygirl12 - United States (Missouri)



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