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Today, when I was ordering pizza, I got a text from my mom saying "I love you". When the man thanked me I accidentally said, "I love you too." FML
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On 06/02/2012 at 8:47am - misc - by lol112 - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML
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On 06/02/2012 at 1:43am - misc - by ironyisabitch - United States (California)
Today, I found out that my colleagues had replaced my email auto-responder with a message saying, "I'm away for two weeks in Brazil. Due to the surgery, when I return, please address me by my new name: Crystal." FML
I agree, your life sucks (22804) - you deserved it (2307) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
On 05/31/2012 at 4:19pm - love - by Monsieur-Madame (man) - France (Champagne-Ardenne)
Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML
I agree, your life sucks (31307) - you deserved it (2939) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
Today, I was talking to my co-workers about how I've sadly been an orphan since an early age. One of them exclaimed, "Hey, just like Batman!" FML
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On 05/01/2012 at 9:58am - work - by Nice (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my parents decided on my punishment for failing an English test. No deodorant for a week. They think they're so hilarious, they told all their friends and now it's all over Facebook. FML
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On 04/30/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by sockmonkey (woman) - United States (California)
Today, while at work, I found a dead dog in a freezer. Turns out it's been in there for over 3 years. FML
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On 04/03/2012 at 11:27pm - animals - by Scarred (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I was walking to a café with my soon-to-be boss. While crossing a busy street, I slipped in a puddle and accidentally grabbed his junk to catch myself. FML
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On 03/18/2012 at 11:04am - work - by cachucy - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was at a meeting. One of the other members decided to share that their cat had passed away recently. I got an uncontrollable nervous laugh, started crying because I was laughing so hard, and left the room while everyone watched in horror. FML
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On 03/08/2012 at 12:47am - work - by Honey Badger (woman) - United States
Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML
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On 02/13/2012 at 10:30am - misc - by SpLo0gIeR - United States
Today, my dog attacked me because I had a chicken costume on for a party. I'm currently in a hospital, dressed as a chicken, waiting for medical assistance. FML
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On 02/11/2012 at 5:19am - animals - by lulu - United States (Ohio)
Today, a train hit me. A slow mini-train full of kindergartners who were on a tour of the museum I was visiting. FML
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On 02/05/2012 at 9:14pm - health - by MahSquito (man) - United States
Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML
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On 02/03/2012 at 9:47am - intimacy - by xX_nsn_Xx (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I learned that when microwaveable pizzas say "Caution, hot after cooking" what they really mean is that you should be prepared for the cardboard tray to fall apart when you try to pick it up and that boiling hot cheese is going to run down your arm. FML
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On 01/19/2012 at 3:19pm - health - by ohforcheese - United States (District of Columbia)
Monday 20 May 2013
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