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I agree, their lives suck
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Today, after a late night at a bar, I stepped into my building's elevator with a Chinese man who was carrying a plastic bag. Without thinking, I said, "Oooh, are you still delivering?" His response was, "I live here." FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 2:57pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)
Today, I went out on a date with a girl for the first time. I opened her car door for her and then slammed her leg in it upon closing. She will be in a cast for 6 weeks. FML
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On 02/02/2009 at 12:23pm - love - by JD (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was playing with 3 kids I look after. The middle one has just learned about sex and started chanting that I had done it with the eldest as a joke. We were in the garden and the neighbours heard. Now I am fired, have to leave the house and am being investigated by the police. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Jack - United Kingdom (London)
Today, a girl I've had a huge crush on for a long time told another friend of ours to get a life. I, in my infinite genius responded that her mom needed to get a life. She ran out of the room bawling. I got slapped in the face and informed that her mom had died not long ago. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by Huge A Hole - United States (Kansas)
Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her itunes was on random. "Rape me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML
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On 01/30/2009 at 12:27pm - love - by RollieCollieUSA - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and accidentally called her Brad (one of my roomates name) when I came. Now her and her friends think i'm gay and my roomate Brad moved out. FML
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On 01/29/2009 at 4:44pm - intimacy - by GavinHosler - United States (Michigan)
Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML
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On 01/29/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by iFail - United States (California)
Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML
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On 01/23/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Noname - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML
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On 01/14/2009 at 10:32am - love - by poisonhand - United States (Michigan)
Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML
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On 12/29/2008 at 11:54pm - love - by sneezer - Sent from mobile version
Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother in law. FML
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On 11/20/2008 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Tinker-Bell - Sent from mobile version
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