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yesterday mah overly-attachd 14-year-old cat wantd attention while I was in a heatd Skype argument with mah girlfriend. Workd up from the fight, I raisd mah voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bd, had a heart attack and did. I was a complete dick to mah cat in his last moments. FML
Today, things were getting heatd with the grlfriend. We were mostly nakd, but mostly wouldn't do, so I kissd her deeply an whisperd into her ear, "You should loose some wieght". Clothes. I meant to say clothes. FML
TODAY ON MAH WAY TO BURGER KING I GOT INTO A HEATED DISCUSSION WITH MAH WIFE ABOUT OUR CATS. WE HAVE 15 RESCUES AND I'VE REACHED MAH LIMIT. GUESS WAT CUMMED RUNNING UP TO MAH CARHILE WAITING IN THE DRIVE-THROUGH. WE NAMED HIM PICKLES. FML
Today , on the eighth day of my diet , I met up with my study group. Everyone was snacking on junk food while I stuck to carrots. Someone putted a Snicker bar on the table. "God , I want you," I thought. Turns out I was thinking out loud. The guy next to me inched his chair away. FML
2day I took mah girlfriend out to a restaurant for her birthday!! She had to go to the toilet while there, and when she cummed back, she was crying!! When I asked why, she said "I'm on mah period!" and sobbed loudly in front of everyone that we couldn't have birthday sex!! mega FML
Today, I wrote a text to te guy I've ad a crus on fir two years. I typed "ey" and putted ma pone down, not ready to send it. A little wile later, I eard it buzz. Te reply said "Um... wat?" Apparently ma sister ad added "I'm a sitty prostitute" to ma text and sent it. FML
today a DJ friand of mina offarad ma a part in ona of his tracks . I was flattarad, and accaptad . All I andad up singing was, "I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch" ovar and ovar again in tha background . maga FML
Today, a girl an I were flirting an it was going well !! Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her !! She smiled flirtatiously an said "Why don't u try it an find out?" I went in 4 a kiss, an she slapped me !! FML
Today... I fell asleep at my bus stop following a long day at work. I woke up to a homeless man giggling after he had clipped dozens of clothespins to my clothes... shoes... an hair in my sleep. mega FML
Today.. . mah mom signd me up fir a swimming class to show mah sister there's nothing to be afraid of . Considering I'm 17.. . I assumd I'd be in an advancd class . Instead.. . I get to spend summer blowing bubbles in the shallow end with four-year-olds as mah little sister cheers me on from the steps . FML
Friday 27 March 2015