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Today, I went to a restaurant with my friend, where my credit card got denid in front of everyone. The staff teasd me and made me sit in the restaurant while my friend beggd for money outside. FML

#21138924
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43662) - you deserved it (7687)

On 05/13/2014 at 6:37pm - money - by Harry (man) - United States (Georgia)

yesterday mah overly-attachd 14-year-old cat wantd attention while I was in a heatd Skype argument with mah girlfriend. Workd up from the fight, I raisd mah voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bd, had a heart attack and did. I was a complete dick to mah cat in his last moments. FML

#21108570
360 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65466) - you deserved it (32785)

On 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm - animals - by Brody89 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, things were getting heatd with the grlfriend. We were mostly nakd, but mostly wouldn't do, so I kissd her deeply an whisperd into her ear, "You should loose some wieght". Clothes. I meant to say clothes. FML

TODAY ON MAH WAY TO BURGER KING I GOT INTO A HEATED DISCUSSION WITH MAH WIFE ABOUT OUR CATS. WE HAVE 15 RESCUES AND I'VE REACHED MAH LIMIT. GUESS WAT CUMMED RUNNING UP TO MAH CARHILE WAITING IN THE DRIVE-THROUGH. WE NAMED HIM PICKLES. FML

#21091449
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43502) - you deserved it (9421)

On 03/20/2014 at 12:31am - animals - by cat whisperer - United States

Today , on the eighth day of my diet , I met up with my study group. Everyone was snacking on junk food while I stuck to carrots. Someone putted a Snicker bar on the table. "God , I want you," I thought. Turns out I was thinking out loud. The guy next to me inched his chair away. FML

#21050614
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38181) - you deserved it (7160)

On 02/04/2014 at 8:03pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

2day I took mah girlfriend out to a restaurant for her birthday!! She had to go to the toilet while there, and when she cummed back, she was crying!! When I asked why, she said "I'm on mah period!" and sobbed loudly in front of everyone that we couldn't have birthday sex!! mega FML

#21016986
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60938) - you deserved it (6569)

On 01/04/2014 at 8:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I wrote a text to te guy I've ad a crus on fir two years. I typed "ey" and putted ma pone down, not ready to send it. A little wile later, I eard it buzz. Te reply said "Um... wat?" Apparently ma sister ad added "I'm a sitty prostitute" to ma text and sent it. FML

#21016150
99 comments

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On 01/04/2014 at 12:25am - love - by ... - United States

Today, mah boyfriend wrote me a long poem that endd with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwd yur sister". FML

#21014860
115 comments

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On 01/02/2014 at 10:50pm - love - by notakeeper - United States (Florida)

today a DJ friand of mina offarad ma a part in ona of his tracks . I was flattarad, and accaptad . All I andad up singing was, "I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch" ovar and ovar again in tha background . maga FML

#21008243
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38902) - you deserved it (6780) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/28/2013 at 9:46am - misc - by Cacahuete (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, a girl an I were flirting an it was going well !! Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her !! She smiled flirtatiously an said "Why don't u try it an find out?" I went in 4 a kiss, an she slapped me !! FML

#20965644
136 comments

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On 11/21/2013 at 11:10am - misc - by smooth (man) - United States

Today... I fell asleep at my bus stop following a long day at work. I woke up to a homeless man giggling after he had clipped dozens of clothespins to my clothes... shoes... an hair in my sleep. mega FML

#20964867
89 comments

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On 11/20/2013 at 7:12pm - misc - by 43_clothespins_later (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, after having recently told 4-year-old daughter that she won't grow big and tall if she doesn't eat her veggies, she decided to pass this wisdom on to a midget that we passed in the store. FML

#20877041
122 comments

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On 09/11/2013 at 2:10pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was asked to leave a church service for laughing at the kids trying to sing. FML

#20876850
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22307) - you deserved it (74835)

On 09/11/2013 at 9:29am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, I Was Walking Home When I Made Eye Contact With Some Guy, Just Being Friendly. He Then Startd Rapping To Me While Pointing At His Dick. FML

#20850372
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41242) - you deserved it (4220)

On 08/23/2013 at 2:23am - misc - by NotInterested (woman) - United States

Today.. . mah mom signd me up fir a swimming class to show mah sister there's nothing to be afraid of . Considering I'm 17.. . I assumd I'd be in an advancd class . Instead.. . I get to spend summer blowing bubbles in the shallow end with four-year-olds as mah little sister cheers me on from the steps . FML

#20758869
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38857) - you deserved it (3279)

On 07/01/2013 at 10:37pm - misc - by AwkwardPotato - United States (California)



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