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About april0523 : Don't waste your time caring about people that don't want you in their life. Make yourself number one always :) live laugh love

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Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

#13026235
417 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31698) - you deserved it (28394)

On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was recovering from an operation. After I felt better, I checked my phone. There were 35 missed calls and angry text messages from my boyfriend asking why I wasn't at his house to cook his dinner. FML

#13017845
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36643) - you deserved it (5887)

On 09/12/2010 at 10:02am - love - by mrsfantastic - United Kingdom

Today, at work, an elderly lady came up to the cash register with a flyer in her hand, and asked if we had a certain item. I told her we did not have any left, and we would be getting more next week and if she wanted, I could give her a rain check. She hit me in the face with her purse. FML

#13015077
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26645) - you deserved it (2387)

On 09/12/2010 at 3:23am - work - by ihatemyjob - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I bought a brand new 72" flatscreen TV. After getting it hooked up and working, we went out for a smoke. Hearing this crashing and smashing noise, I went inside to find out my 2 year old daughter had found a metal pole and decided to use it on the TV. FML

#13012319
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I agree, your life sucks (15287) - you deserved it (35587)

On 09/12/2010 at 12:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had diarrhea in a Walmart bathroom for 15 minutes. Apparently, so did the guy in the stall next to me. He attempted to make small talk to pass the time. FML

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102 comments

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