About april0523 : Don't waste your time caring about people that don't want you in their life. Make yourself number one always :) live laugh love
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Today, I was recovering from an operation. After I felt better, I checked my phone. There were 35 missed calls and angry text messages from my boyfriend asking why I wasn't at his house to cook his dinner. FML
by mrsfantastic / 09/12/2010 at 10:02am / United Kingdom / Love
Today, at work, an elderly lady came up to the cash register with a flyer in her hand, and asked if we had a certain item. I told her we did not have any left, and we would be getting more next week and if she wanted, I could give her a rain check. She hit me in the face with her purse. FML
by ihatemyjob / 09/12/2010 at 3:23am / Canada / Work
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