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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 August 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1614
  • Number of comments : 184
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 34 posted

About applebramble : Welcome visitors (:
About me:

- 21 years old
- Thai and Australian citizen
- Thai, French and English Nationality
- Taken
- Spiritual
- English Teacher
- Photographer
- Animal lover
- FC Barcelona supporter
- Chelsea supporter

Interests: cooking, dancing, singing, football, reading, movies, potatoes, traveling, playing pool, Liam Neeson

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yesterday I pulled up next to a lady who was trying to text, smoke, an drive. My brother said that she was probably going to cause an accident. He was right. At the next light she hit us. She then yelled that I looool purposely caused the accident because, "that's how teenagers are". FML

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96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47060) - you deserved it (3057)

On 05/03/2014 at 1:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Yesterday, a drunken guest in the hotel I work at has barricadd himself in the employee restroom and refuse to come out, unles I "promise to love him forever." It's 4am and I'm the only one here!! FML

Today, I got up early in the morning to get a snack, only to walk in on my ( vegan ) housemate eating a turkey sandwich !! This bastard harasses me every other day about my meat-eating, but all he could do looool after he noticd me was drop the sandwich an claim he'd been sleepwalking !! fat FML

#21104594
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39404) - you deserved it (3210)

On 04/04/2014 at 6:07pm - misc - by fuck you with a bacon cock (man) - United Kingdom (Moray)

looool Today, I had to rush mah 14-year-old son to the hospital after he fell out of a tree while trying to take an obnoxious "extreme selfie". fat FML

#21102110
107 comments

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On 04/01/2014 at 5:41pm - kids - by derped-out sperm (man) - Ireland

Today, My Husband And I Had Some Bath Time To Ourselves. After Having Sex, He Decidd To Puttd Bath Salts In My Virginia To Spice Things Up 4 The Next Round. It's Been Twenty Minutes Out Of The Bath And It Still Feels Like There R Pop Rocks In My Vagina. FML

#21101391
205 comments

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On 03/31/2014 at 10:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my dad got me one of those word locks 4 my gym locker, 4 which the password had to be a four-letter word instead of numbers. My dad chose the combo 4 me. It was "diet". FML

#21101196
77 comments

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On 03/31/2014 at 6:10pm - health - by anon (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I Found Out That, After Having Moved Over 500 Miles To Begin A Post-graduate Degree, I'm Bieng Kicked Out Of The House I'm Renting. We Haven't Yet Signed Agreements. Apparently I "keep The Kitchen Too Clean". FML

#21097212
69 comments

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On 03/26/2014 at 7:45pm - work - by homeless - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I got billed 4 $80 of Justin Bieber music . It wouldn't have been so bad if it were mah daughterho bought it all, instead of mah husband . big fat FML

#21096936
134 comments

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On 03/26/2014 at 2:00pm - misc - by husbands addiction - United States (California)

Today, after finishing an essay at the library, I fell asleep and had a dream about the essay crawling out through my laptop screen and trying to kill me. I woke by the librarian shaking me and telling me to stop screaming. I was mortifid. FML

#21091737
65 comments

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On 03/20/2014 at 12:48pm - work - by systematicpanic (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

Today, I had a text message when I woke up!! I was excited as I usually don't get texts from people!! Turns out it was from T-Mobile!! They text me more than actual people do!! FML

#21091718
91 comments

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On 03/20/2014 at 12:15pm - misc - by skrumpp (man) -

Today, Boyfriand Gava Ma An Annivarsary Prasant To Mark 5 Yaars Of Us Baing Togathar. It Was A Mooncup. FML

#21090330
116 comments

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On 03/18/2014 at 9:07pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Taday a coworker filed a looool complaint against me... all cuz I ate a banana at lunch... which he claimed is "threateningly sexual"... whatever the hell that means. FML

#21090158
121 comments

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On 03/18/2014 at 5:31pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me . This poses a problem, because her mother is my boss, and we work in an office on the first story of thier apartment . Tomorrow I have to decide whether to quit my awesome and only job, or go to work 4 my now ex's mother in thier house .

#21070906
123 comments

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On 02/25/2014 at 12:22am - love - by M.A. (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today I Needd To Borrow Money From Mah Girlfriend. I Went Into Her Bag An Pulld Out The Money All While A Lady Watchd Me Open-mouthd. Turns Out It Wasn't Mah Girlfriend's Bag. It Belongd To The Lady Watching Me. FML

#21062237
104 comments

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On 02/16/2014 at 7:56am - money - by anon - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

yesterday out of boredom I built cat a little fort!! Later I decided to crawl inside to pet her but as soon as I stuck head in she clawed me!! I guess I'm not allowed in then!! real FML

#21061796
96 comments

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On 02/15/2014 at 7:50pm - animals - by unloved cat owner - United States (California)



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