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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 December 1988 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 875
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About appelflap : Everytime I think my life can't get any worse I read the FMLs and feel better. I'm a horrible person if you look at it like that. But I'm a sweet person. Really. I swear.

I like to read, I'm a gamer ( no, not the sims and some cod to look badass. But why do I care to explain haha) and I like metal and rockabilly music.

I adore my pets ( my puppy Wookie, and cats Ziggy, Alice and Kratos) and my teddybear who is called Gomez.

Other stuff I like? Cotton candy, amusement parks, dinosaurs, transformers, branches that look like people, stormtroopers,magic and bubbles.

Message me if you like! I want to "collect" people from every state in the US! States that are taken : Arizona, Alabama, California, Montana, New Hamshire, Pennsylvania,Texas,Washington, Wisconsin. But there is always room for more!
Feel free to correct any spelling - and grammatical errors, I am not a native speaker. English is my 4th language so I'm always willing to improve.

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Today, I learnt that the people I work with dislike me so much that they have a competition to see who can accidentally hurt me the most. How did I find out? A chef poured boiling water over my hands, and another shouted "50 POINTS!" FML

#9067691
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33803) - you deserved it (5957)

On 03/14/2010 at 5:09am - misc - by Cooky (man) - United Kingdom (Calderdale)

Today, I was looking at the annoucements in the newspaper and find out that my boyfriend of the past 6 years is supposed to be married in 2 days to what I thought was his ex-girlfriend. FML

#6335131
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36162) - you deserved it (2932)

On 11/16/2009 at 11:01pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I awakened from my peaceful slumber in a great mood. I walked into my closet, ready to pick out an outfit for the day, to find my two year old daughter, kneeling on the floor with a pair of scissors in her hand, cutting up my wedding dress - my wedding is tomorrow. FML

#5019794
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63092) - you deserved it (12655)

On 09/03/2009 at 1:05pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him and noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with and he was in the bathroom. FML

#4580514
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58611) - you deserved it (7153)

On 08/16/2009 at 7:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML

#2275729
730 comments

I agree, your life sucks (272940) - you deserved it (144964)

On 05/25/2009 at 2:05pm - love - by Angelofkarma (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML

#1104891
400 comments

I agree, your life sucks (479317) - you deserved it (29244)

On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

#960425
687 comments

I agree, your life sucks (702080) - you deserved it (55965)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I took my son for a walk to tell him about the passing of our family dog. As we were walking by the river, Ozzy (our deceased dog) was laying on the riverbank. My son thought he just ran away and we found him. Turns out my husband was too cheap to pay the 100$ vet disposal fees. FML

#796743
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72761) - you deserved it (5350)

On 04/04/2009 at 5:19am - animals - by cheaphubbyswife - Canada (Northwest Territories)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

#503348
877 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60107) - you deserved it (628073)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boss came back from a 2 week vacation. I was the only one covering for him, and I did an excellent job. It was my chance to get a promotion. I actually improved his sales while he was gone. But the only thing he noticed was that I killed his plant. FML

#492264
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63583) - you deserved it (4504)

On 03/20/2009 at 4:46pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1155986) - you deserved it (115845)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

#32415
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82824) - you deserved it (10957)

On 02/12/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by janedoe (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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