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by justabitembarrassed / 10/07/2012 at 10:20am / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML
by minibuch1505 / 09/21/2012 at 7:31am / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/14/2012 at 1:16am / United States (Nebraska) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/07/2012 at 4:13pm / Canada (Quebec) / Love
by :$ / 08/06/2012 at 6:08pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by NoPrivacy / 04/26/2012 at 6:44am / United States / Work
Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML
by Anonymous / 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm / France / Miscellaneous
by Ixi_the_pixie / 01/06/2012 at 11:16am / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 01/04/2012 at 1:43am / United States / Intimacy
Today, while I was in the break room at work, one of my coworkers walked in on me playing with my animal crackers, complete with animal noises. Now, the entire department won't stop teasing me and calling me Tarzan. FML
by Anonymous / 01/02/2012 at 3:55pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Work
by Anonymoose / 12/25/2011 at 6:39am / Switzerland (Zurich) / Animals
by blondie101 / 12/09/2011 at 1:11am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, we had a sprint race in gym class which I wasn't looking forward to because I'm a little chubby. The race started and I shot off as fast as I could, somehow in the lead. Everyone was cheering. When I was nearing the finish line I turned around, only to see the race hadn't started yet. FML
by dan / 11/18/2011 at 11:54pm / Reserved / Miscellaneous
Today, I got a letter of complaint from my landlord. It said my loud, obnoxious trampling is disturbing my downstairs neighbor, and I have to stop. I'm small and hardly weigh anything, but it seems that if I want to keep my lease, I'll have to master the art of levitating. FML
by Anonymous / 11/18/2011 at 3:49pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Miscellaneous