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aphrodite2012
  • Town/Country : Mobile, Alabama
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 31 March 1998 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 128
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About aphrodite2012 : Things about me:
1) people think I'm funny but really I'm just being rude
2) I'm shy around people I don't know but act like an idiot around my best friends
3) I have two adorable dogs. A pom - a - chi and a border terrier
4) that's all ;) hope you had fun stalking!

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