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aphrodite14141
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 480
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my new neighbours came over to introduce themselves. I open the door to see my ex-husband, with a horrified look on his face, and his girlfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22975) - you deserved it (1211)

On 03/12/2010 at 7:08pm - love - by abby0019 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my dog farted. Immediately, he turned around to sniff his stink then furiously licked his butthole. He then licked my nose. FML

#8658906 (111)

I agree, your life sucks (17290) - you deserved it (5740)

On 02/26/2010 at 6:13am - animals - by aaalias34 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

#7848040 (159)

I agree, your life sucks (4961) - you deserved it (24976)

On 02/03/2010 at 3:10pm - misc - by adam - Sent from mobile version

Today, I realized that I am the only one among my group of friends who names their bowel movements. FML

#7521211 (193)

I agree, your life sucks (2210) - you deserved it (33717)

On 01/23/2010 at 2:12pm - misc - by rainydays79 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I lost my virginity to my amazing boyfriend. As we were getting dressed, I realized I had lost my bra. After intense searching I finally found it and put it on. It wasn't mine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17464) - you deserved it (2337)

On 01/16/2010 at 11:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49584) - you deserved it (2137)

On 01/06/2010 at 10:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)



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