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by CatOwner / 07/11/2011 at 10:15pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals
Today, I went into hospital for knee surgery. When I awoke, I was surprised to find a bandage wrapped around my throbbing head. The nurse explained that a student observer had fainted in the operating room and his head had smashed against mine on the way down. FML
by Anonymous / 07/08/2011 at 11:46am / Belgium (Liege) / Health
Today, I accidentally drank my sister's science project. Her science project consisted of taking a glass of orange juice and putting maggots in it to see if they would live. I thought it was just pulp. FML
by Username / 02/02/2011 at 11:46pm / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/13/2011 at 9:38pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by trifioso / 01/08/2011 at 8:56am / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by sad / 01/08/2011 at 12:22am / United States (Oregon) / Love
by ewicsmelly / 12/28/2010 at 9:13pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML
by Anonymous / 12/25/2010 at 1:20am / United States (Alabama) / Work
by Anonymous / 12/19/2010 at 3:51pm / United States (Arizona) / Animals
by Anonymous / 12/19/2010 at 12:24am / United States (Texas) / Love
by uglywoman / 12/14/2010 at 3:21am / Australia (Queensland) / Kids
by kingkarnie / 12/11/2010 at 8:55pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I went shopping with my parents. Halfway through, I got separated from them and tried to call them only to find out my cell phone battery was flat. A few minutes later, an announcement was made for a lost child. It was by my parents. I'm 36. FML
by Anonymous / 11/24/2010 at 2:35am / Singapore / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,…
- Today, I lost my wallet during a flight. I figured it was in a bag that I had given to an attendant… Today, and for the past week or so, even though there have been no changes to her routine and her… Today, my new doctor gave me a pamphlet for a cervical cancer prevention injection and told me it's…