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by CatOwner / 07/11/2011 at 10:15pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals
Today, I went into hospital for knee surgery. When I awoke, I was surprised to find a bandage wrapped around my throbbing head. The nurse explained that a student observer had fainted in the operating room and his head had smashed against mine on the way down. FML
by Anonymous / 07/08/2011 at 11:46am / Belgium (Liege) / Health
Today, I accidentally drank my sister's science project. Her science project consisted of taking a glass of orange juice and putting maggots in it to see if they would live. I thought it was just pulp. FML
by Username / 02/02/2011 at 11:46pm / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/13/2011 at 9:38pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by trifioso / 01/08/2011 at 8:56am / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by sad / 01/08/2011 at 12:22am / United States (Oregon) / Love
by ewicsmelly / 12/28/2010 at 9:13pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML
by Anonymous / 12/25/2010 at 1:20am / United States (Alabama) / Work
by Anonymous / 12/19/2010 at 3:51pm / United States (Arizona) / Animals
by Anonymous / 12/19/2010 at 12:24am / United States (Texas) / Love
by uglywoman / 12/14/2010 at 3:21am / Australia (Queensland) / Kids
by kingkarnie / 12/11/2010 at 8:55pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I went shopping with my parents. Halfway through, I got separated from them and tried to call them only to find out my cell phone battery was flat. A few minutes later, an announcement was made for a lost child. It was by my parents. I'm 36. FML
by Anonymous / 11/24/2010 at 2:35am / Singapore / Miscellaneous
- Today, I finally received my boyfriends birthday gift. 46 days after ordering and paying for 2 days… Today, I finally saved up enough money to possibly buy a small apartment. Today, I also received a… Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex and he thrusted too fast. It caused him to come out of me…