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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 January 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 938
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 48 posted

About anzie : I believe that I may just be one of the biggest grammar freaks you'll ever get to know. I can label what every word in a sentence is without reading it twice, and if something is mixed up, it hurts my brain. I also have a slight case of OCD, and have reread everything in this "about me" numerous times. It could have started off being about unicorns, but here is the final product. If you point out a mistake in any of this, I may just have a panic attack.

Yep, I'm a weirdo and a freak like that. My account won't change to my proper birthday, but I assure you that I've been on this planet for roughly seventeen years.

Ask me about my thirteen-inch scar sometime, and I shall tell you a glorious tale.

Thanks for reading! (and I can't receive or send messages here, jussayin)

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anzie's favorite FMLs

Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML

#18811404
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31642) - you deserved it (6843)

On 01/15/2012 at 12:58am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML

#18802819
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42613) - you deserved it (3827)

On 01/14/2012 at 2:47am - health - by shitttyyyday - United States

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML

#18802819
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42613) - you deserved it (3827)

On 01/14/2012 at 2:47am - health - by shitttyyyday - United States

Today, I met my son for the first time since I had to put him up for adoption over two decades ago. I wanted to make amends and get to know him. Instead, all I got to know was how well he can throw a punch. FML

#18799303
346 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20086) - you deserved it (51168)

On 01/13/2012 at 8:38pm - kids - by me (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my mother-in-law moved into my wife's two-bedroom apartment. She's quite possibly the reincarnation of Hitler himself, and she'll be staying until this time next year. FML

#18797635
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22611) - you deserved it (2074)

On 01/13/2012 at 5:58pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to the gynecologist for the first time. I was so nervous that when she extended her hand to shake mine, I gave her my handbag instead. FML

#18792975
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22423) - you deserved it (3684)

On 01/13/2012 at 2:48am - health - by shellie - Reserved

Today, I went outside to scrape the inch and a half of ice off my car so I could get to work. After half an hour of intense scraping, I realized that it wasn't my car. FML

#7782560
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14128) - you deserved it (24398)

On 02/01/2010 at 3:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, at my school, the student council is trying to raise $5000 for Haiti. They are doing so by playing the song from High School Musical in the hallways and cafeteria everyday until they get the money. FML

#7603599
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38122) - you deserved it (3893)

On 01/27/2010 at 12:07am - misc - by evil - United States (South Carolina)



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