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About anzie : I believe that I may just be one of the biggest grammar freaks you'll ever get to know. I can label what every word in a sentence is without reading it twice, and if something is mixed up, it hurts my brain. I also have a slight case of OCD, and have reread everything in this "about me" numerous times. It could have started off being about unicorns, but here is the final product. If you point out a mistake in any of this, I may just have a panic attack.
Yep, I'm a weirdo and a freak like that. My account won't change to my proper birthday, but I assure you that I've been on this planet for roughly seventeen years.
Ask me about my thirteen-inch scar sometime, and I shall tell you a glorious tale.
Thanks for reading! (and I can't receive or send messages here, jussayin)
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