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anyacavanaugh
  • Town/Country : Jakarta, Indonesia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 May 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 312
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About anyacavanaugh : Anya. 16. Fantasist. Wordsmith. Shutterbug. Wanderlust. Idiosyncratic. Misanthropic. Schizophrenic. Sardonic. Witty. Whimsical. Perceptive. Vigilant. Erratic. Haphazard. Reckless. Mercurial. Reclusive. Loudmouth. Maladroit. Clusterfuck. Oneirataxia.

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Today, I was admiring a beautiful painting I had hung in my bedroom. My brother kindly pointed out that when flipped upside down, it takes the shape of a lunatic girl with bleeding eyes. Now I can't unsee it. FML

#20994837
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36664) - you deserved it (3417)

On 12/16/2013 at 4:54pm - misc - by nightmarestonite - Canada

Today, I found out that my dad is actually my uncle, and vice-versa. FML

#20994621
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50687) - you deserved it (2505)

On 12/16/2013 at 12:49pm - misc - by confsused - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized how bad my depression has gotten when I caught myself fantasizing about suicide while having sex with my husband. FML

#20994372
159 comments

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On 12/16/2013 at 2:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, my 7 year old daughter explained to a taxi driver that she was born from my "vagina that doesn't have hair". He winked creepily at me and said, "I bet it doesn't." FML

#20970485
117 comments

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On 11/25/2013 at 6:42pm - misc - by jazopalchris (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I finally password-protected my phone, to protect it from my friends' favorite game: stealing it and sending stupid texts, and hijacking my Facebook. They quickly found a new game. My phone is now locked for 24 hours due to too many attempts to guess the password. FML

#20970108
127 comments

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On 11/25/2013 at 12:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, while riding the subway, I fell asleep. I awoke to find that someone had stolen my glasses. From off my face. FML

#20969310
86 comments

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On 11/24/2013 at 6:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was quietly admiring my boyfriend from outside the kitchen as he made us dinner, only to witness him drop a load of spaghetti on the floor, swear, then scoop it all up and place it back on the plate. FML

#20968993
88 comments

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On 11/24/2013 at 1:31pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, I was playing monopoly with my boyfriend and a few friends. After I bankrupted my boyfriend, he turned to me and said, "I fucked your best friend last night, so who really won?" I turned to the best friend in question, she looked at the board and said, "I'd like to buy a house please." FML

#20967834
186 comments

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On 11/23/2013 at 11:11am - misc - by I hate that game - United Kingdom (Wigan)

Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML

#20967193
155 comments

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On 11/22/2013 at 7:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was taken to the principal's office and bitched out about the dangerous weapon I brought to school. The "weapon" was a pocket fan. FML

#20967061
107 comments

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On 11/22/2013 at 4:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I forgot I left my tampons in a grocery bag packed with food that I put into the fridge. I realized two hours later while frantically looking for a tampon. I'm still cold down there. FML

#20966555
103 comments

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On 11/22/2013 at 1:53am - misc - by InsertPopcicle (woman) - United States

Today, in my second year at university, I took a pregnancy test. It is the only test I've passed all month. FML

#20966092
170 comments

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On 11/21/2013 at 7:18pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, a girl and I were flirting and it was going well. Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her. She smiled flirtatiously and said "Why don't you try it and find out?" I went in for a kiss, and she slapped me. FML

#20965644
137 comments

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On 11/21/2013 at 11:10am - misc - by smooth (man) - United States

Today, I watched as my grandma beat the shit out of my dad at the zoo. FML

#20948659
135 comments

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On 11/07/2013 at 12:52am - misc - by Grandson - United States (California)

Today, my husband and I were watching Jurassic Park. At the end of the movie, he commented on how amazed he was that they could "train those dinosaurs" to do exactly what they wanted them to do. FML

#20937890
111 comments

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On 10/29/2013 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)



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