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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 June 1986 (28 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6355
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 3 confirmed out of 4 posted

About anx133 : indonesian been living abroad for all of my life. passionated about art & media.

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Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML

#30360
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12014) - you deserved it (53646)

On 02/12/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by a genius (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML

#20313
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (93327) - you deserved it (5121)

On 02/10/2009 at 10:08am - misc - by imalilangel05 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my best friend was crying because her boyfriend is a retard. I brought my thumb up to wipe a tear off her face, and somehow stuck it up her nose. FML

#4457
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20935) - you deserved it (9827)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:11am - love - by FractalSanity - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had dinner on my own. My cat came and sat on the chair on the other side of the table. We stared at each other during the whole meal. Pathetic. FML

#4050
44 comments

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On 01/31/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by JulleandCici - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was offered a job. It only took me a year and 17 interviews to get an offer, and I have a PhD. FML

#3922
41 comments

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On 01/31/2009 at 12:37am - work - by RogerReady - United States (West Virginia)

Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML

#3375
58 comments

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On 01/29/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by iFail - United States (California)

Today, I hid my credit card from myself so I wouldn't use it. Now I can't find it. FML

#2823
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7020) - you deserved it (42616)

On 01/27/2009 at 11:47am - money - by dannij08 - United States (California)

Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML

#2620
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6638) - you deserved it (51358)

On 01/26/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by Timmy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I bought a pair of new speakers for my comp. I forgot I had installed various volume enhancing programs and also maxed out all sound settings. I connected the new speakers and played some music. The sound destroyed them. FML

#1167
20 comments

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On 01/14/2009 at 9:02pm - money - by p!$$3D0FF - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was so bored that I filmed my goldfish while it was eating. FML

#923
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19308) - you deserved it (5244)

On 01/10/2009 at 3:21am - animals - by Crystal - Sent from mobile version



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