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Today, my girlfriend kindly let me know that she didn't care that I am 'below average' in the penis department because it will leave her nice and tight for her next boyfriend. FML

#15948281
343 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69344) - you deserved it (7720)

On 04/27/2011 at 12:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to find a parking ticket on my car. My car was in my driveway and the cop who wrote it is my ex-boyfriend. This is the third time. FML

#15914349
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44989) - you deserved it (6499)

On 04/25/2011 at 12:24am - misc - by neverdatingacopagain (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend of 3 and half years broke up with me, just after I fixed-up her house that took me about 3 and a half years. FML

#15793143
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43109) - you deserved it (5679)

On 04/15/2011 at 7:50am - love - by Tjop (man) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, my 15 year old daughter got kicked out of her cheerleading squad because she was overweight. I heard one of the cheerleaders say, "She must be overweight because her mom is." FML

#15792635
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39015) - you deserved it (12752)

On 04/15/2011 at 5:30am - misc - by fatty:( - Australia

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

#15714709
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22384) - you deserved it (38069)

On 04/09/2011 at 8:58pm - animals - by Sid (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend told me the thing that gets him really horny. Apple sauce. FML

#14786538
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32427) - you deserved it (5488)

On 01/31/2011 at 10:47am - intimacy - by Username -

Today, I went to pick my date up at her house. When I got to the door, her dad answered. We talked for a little bit and he told me to take his 1958 Corvette. I politely refused and he told me, "If I can trust you with my daughter, I can trust you with my car." I crashed into his mailbox. FML

#6322729
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18647) - you deserved it (36786)

On 11/16/2009 at 2:32am - love - by Manstobe92 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, we were fooling around and I was just about to orgasm when she looks at my clock and says "I have to go LOST is on in 20 minutes." FML

#135625
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66215) - you deserved it (8474)

On 02/25/2009 at 6:26pm - intimacy - by notmyday (man) - United States (Florida)



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