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anu26
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 26 January 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 295
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About anu26 : I write. Read my stuff at
www.anuthebeatlegirl.blogspot.com
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http://abohemiansrhapsody.wordpress.com

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Today, I was talking to my girlfriend over Skype. I said I loved her and hoped we would be together forever. She responded by singing Who Wants to Live Forever into her mic. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5612) - you deserved it (1050)

On 03/10/2012 at 10:16am - love - by callen5 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my misanthropic malcontent of a son smashed my air freshener and turned my faulty lava lamp on in a twisted act of rebellion. The bottom of the lamp broke and got wax everywhere. My room now smells like cinnamon, with a hint of freshly embalmed corpse. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6217) - you deserved it (1186)

On 02/13/2012 at 4:31pm - kids - by Username - India

Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML

#18139418 (195)

I agree, your life sucks (9101) - you deserved it (1669)

On 11/02/2011 at 4:18pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML

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On 12/31/2010 at 2:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML

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On 04/20/2009 at 1:55pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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