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  • Birth Date : Friday 25 January 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 602
  • Number of comments : 73
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About anu26 : I write. Read my stuff at
www.anuthebeatlegirl.blogspot.com
and
http://abohemiansrhapsody.wordpress.com

I also sing. You can find my channel at

http://www.youtube.com/anu2601

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Today, while dog sitting my neighbor's Great Dane, I decided to order pizza. As soon as I received it, the dog stood in the hallway staring at me. As soon as I moved, he ran full force and knocked me into the door, causing me to fall and drop the pizza, which he promptly devoured in front of me. FML

#20083358
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20243) - you deserved it (2991)

On 09/22/2012 at 10:12am - animals - by Grauncho - United States (Illinois)

Today, I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding back sexually, and that I was willing to indulge any sexual fantasies he may have. Now it seems that tonight, I'll be responding to the name "Fluttershy". FML

#19846265
398 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25995) - you deserved it (15671)

On 06/25/2012 at 6:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding back sexually, and that I was willing to indulge any sexual fantasies he may have. Now it seems that tonight, I'll be responding to the name "Fluttershy". FML

#19846265
398 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25995) - you deserved it (15671)

On 06/25/2012 at 6:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I was so out of it from a lack of sleep and an accidental antihistamine overdose, I tried to offer my cat a cup of tea, and actually got pissed off when he didn't reply. It took me a good five minutes to understand what just happened. FML

#19817936
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21784) - you deserved it (5790)

On 06/20/2012 at 10:09am - animals - by anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my parents made a list of all the things they could have done had I not been born. FML

#19812575
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30965) - you deserved it (2987)

On 06/19/2012 at 12:42pm - intimacy - by theunborn - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, I was talking to my girlfriend over Skype. I said I loved her and hoped we would be together forever. She responded by singing Who Wants to Live Forever into her mic. FML

#19250645
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19008) - you deserved it (3603)

On 03/10/2012 at 10:16am - love - by callen5 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my misanthropic malcontent of a son smashed my air freshener and turned my faulty lava lamp on in a twisted act of rebellion. The bottom of the lamp broke and got wax everywhere. My room now smells like cinnamon, with a hint of freshly embalmed corpse. FML

#19066178
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20547) - you deserved it (4143)

On 02/13/2012 at 4:31pm - kids - by Username - India

Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML

#18139418
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29159) - you deserved it (5151)

On 11/02/2011 at 4:18pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML

#14409585
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30436) - you deserved it (3915)

On 12/31/2010 at 2:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)



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