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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 April 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5711
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About antart3 : "I am known by many names."

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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antart3's favorite FMLs

Today, I had a sore throat, and I'd read that drops of Tabasco sauce on your tongue helps. I aimed the bottle at my tongue and the whole cap came off, covering my face and filling my mouth with Tabasco sauce, causing me to blow chunks all over the kitchen floor. FML

#16673731
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15427) - you deserved it (33681)

On 06/15/2011 at 5:02am - health - by Alec - United States

Today, I watched my boss try to stick a magnet to cardboard. FML

#16671761
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38513) - you deserved it (3574)

On 06/15/2011 at 1:46am - work - by MegaBear - United States

Today, a car hit me while I was in a crosswalk. The driver jumped out of her car and stepped over me to check her car for damage. FML

#16671124
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40663) - you deserved it (2862)

On 06/15/2011 at 1:07am - health - by Username - United States (California)

Today, like every other day this past week at Bonnaroo, I've been placing my belongings in the cubbyhole inside the portapotties as I use. Today, I also learned that those "cubbyholes" are urinals. FML

#16666197
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8782) - you deserved it (49265)

On 06/14/2011 at 8:07pm - misc - by Savannah (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML

#16661318
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37461) - you deserved it (3537)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:56pm - misc - by ugh - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my girlfriend and I were making out in a motel room. Just before we really got started I noticed that I forgot to close the drapes. Once I got up to close them I saw 3 maids and the manager run away. FML

#16588229
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34955) - you deserved it (12258)

On 06/10/2011 at 12:08am - intimacy - by henry feingold - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, on my way home from work, I decided to bring my pregnant wife a bouquet of roses to surprise her. Her response? "Why didn't you get me something useful, like chicken wings, instead?" FML

#16583514
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40535) - you deserved it (9667)

On 06/09/2011 at 7:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my co-worker finally gave me a check for the money he owes me. In the memo line, he wrote "for swallowing". Now I have to go cash it. FML

#16577397
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35992) - you deserved it (6570)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Patrick R - United States (Texas)

Today, I thought an attractive guy was looking at my tits instead of my face, and prepared to act offended and perhaps flirt. Unfortunately, he was actually looking at the peeling and flaking sunburn in my cleavage, and informed me that Aloe might be helpful. FML

#16571966
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12498) - you deserved it (39078)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:21am - intimacy - by Liz - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML

#16556165
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51733) - you deserved it (3563)

On 06/08/2011 at 12:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML

#16541898
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46922) - you deserved it (11990)

On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, after I successfully blew up a really large balloon, my mom said, in front of my older brother's friends, "Wow, you're going to make some man really happy one day!" FML

#16510202
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42233) - you deserved it (8336)

On 06/05/2011 at 2:48am - intimacy - by e_edge (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML

#16507836
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51246) - you deserved it (5394)

On 06/05/2011 at 12:14am - love - by longlostkid556 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at Walmart with my mom, when a guy next to me let out a series of vicious farts. Assuming it was me, my mom chewed me out in front of the guy and made me apologize. The man looked at my mom and said, "Children, they're so immature." FML

#16237035
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42489) - you deserved it (3539)

On 05/18/2011 at 12:08pm - misc - by nicknick2 (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, I ate some hardboiled eggs for breakfast, not knowing they were practically rotten. My whole day has consisted of vomit-inducing sulfuric farts and diarrhea. FML

#16234308
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28205) - you deserved it (8793)

On 05/18/2011 at 3:26am - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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