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anrou8

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 26 October 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 139
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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anrou8's favorite FMLs

Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML

#21244858
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I agree, your life sucks (42777) - you deserved it (7376)

On 08/25/2014 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went on a date with an extremely cute girl. About 30 minutes in, she excused herself to the restroom. I waited for about 20 minutes, then I got up and left. About 10 minutes later, she called asking where I was. FML

Today, I went on a date with an extremely cute girl. About 30 minutes in, she excused herself to the restroom. I waited for about 20 minutes, then I got up and left. About 10 minutes later, she called asking where I was. FML

Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out of my ass and echoed in the toilet bowl. I could practically feel my face on fire when I saw the horrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out. FML

#21166563
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43108) - you deserved it (6107)

On 06/07/2014 at 10:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML

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109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52494) - you deserved it (4902)

On 05/11/2014 at 6:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)



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