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Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
by Anonymous / 04/20/2009 at 1:55pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by USSEYL / 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Intimacy
- Today, I got it on for the first time with a guy I've been dating. He had to turn the TV up loud so… Today, I had a boyfriend who wanted to wait until marriage before having sex. When I came home, I… Today, my neighbor asked to come over and use my laptop. She showed up drunk, grabbed my boobs, and…
- Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex and when I was just about to climax, he stopped then told… Today, while getting intimate with me boyfriend, he was sucking and biting on my inner thighs when… Today, I hooked up with a guy online. I asked him beforehand to not stick anything down my throat.…