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today I deliverd a pizza to a guy so high out of his mind that I had to let myself in an set it down on a table , because he'd forgotten how to walk , an was on the ground sobbing. FML

#20157750
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26838) - you deserved it (1939)

On 11/10/2012 at 4:14pm - misc - by anon - United States (Washington)

Today... I was making out with mah girlfriend... and things started getting pretty hot. That is... until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow... I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML

#20154996
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On 11/08/2012 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by shit.... (man) - Malaysia (Selangor)

Today, While In Class, I Was Called Down To The Office. The Principal Showed Me A Video Of 2 Guys Fighting In The School Parking Lot. I'm Accused Of Being One Of Those Guys. I'm A Girl. FML

#20154873
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On 11/08/2012 at 10:52am - misc - by mayerstexmex69 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the guy I've been madly in love with for ages finally askd me out. I excitedly said yes. I waitd a half an hour for him to show up, with another girl an say, "Where's your date?" I was askd to go on a double date, but apparently he forgot to tell me. FML

#20108846
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On 10/09/2012 at 8:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML

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On 01/12/2012 at 2:24pm - misc - by Anon (man) - United States (Hawaii)

TODAY , I ACCIDENTALLY ASKD A ONE-ARMD MANHICH ARM HE WANTD ME TO TAKE BLOOD FROM. HE ASKD 4 A DIFFERENT NURSE. FML

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On 07/21/2011 at 7:35pm - work - by ohmygosh - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today..!! I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook!! After I did so..!! I realized that in the background..!! u can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop!! He tagged himself!! FML

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On 02/24/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by verasam01 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today I was on an arplane riding in frst class 4 the frst time in my life. The man next to me turned to me just before takeoff stared at my chest and said that he hoped there would be severe turbulence. FML

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On 09/25/2010 at 5:49pm - misc - by huj - United States (Texas)

Today, Bag, Including Phona, Monay, Kays And Cards, Was Stolan. In A Church. During Wadding. FML

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On 09/18/2010 at 8:36pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Austria (Tirol)

Today, I was walking outsidehen I saw my best friend about 100 meters away. I began running towards her, arms flailing, screaming out a tribal battle cry. It wasn't until I was nearly on top of her that I realised it was someone else. FML

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On 09/17/2010 at 4:33pm - misc - by ellinor (woman) - Sweden (Jonkopings Lan)

TODAY , I WAS MASSING WITH MY BOYFRIAND IN MY BASAMANT. WA R BOTH VIRGINS AND HA WANTAD TO PARFORM ORAL SAX ON MA 4 THA FIRST TIMA. NAKAD , WA FINALLY DACIDAD TO TRY TO HAVA SAX. WA DISCOVARAD THA ACT IS MUCH HARDAR THAN IT MAY SAAM. WA'RA BOTH STILL VIRGINS. FML

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On 08/12/2010 at 9:01pm - intimacy - by Blueberrypicc (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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