About anormalperson : Yo fam! I'm a roadman bruv and my crew is made of some cool ass gangstas. We also wear those mini adidas bags for fashion bruv innit. Then we hang around car parks and smoke some fags with weed because dats how we roll. Then we go around and hang about in little kids parks mate. We old school and we playin it cool, mess with us and I'll shank you with my kitchen knife fam. I got a council house, a smashed iphone5 I got from da car boot sale and an STD. We're living the British dream! ☠🔪 I'm not actually a "roadman" or a "chav" I hate them.
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by Hamden824 / 05/25/2016 at 4:04pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/25/2016 at 1:39pm / United States (Michigan) / Animals
Today, I babysat my neighbor's twin 4-year-old girls again. When I took them out for lunch, they apparently had been addressing themselves as "my bitches", taught to them by their devil spawn 13-year-old brother. Everyone, including Chuck E. Cheese himself, was not pleased. FML
by Ban Hammered / 05/25/2016 at 6:35am / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, I got put in a speech impediment class because apparently I have a lisp. No, my tongue is just swollen, and I can't talk very well because of it. I've talked normally for the past 17 years. FML
by anonymous / 05/23/2016 at 11:41pm / United States (Tennessee) / Health
by not amused / 05/19/2016 at 5:01am / Ireland (Cork) / Geek
Today, a TV crew filmed my house for a real estate show. They got an actor to pretend he owned the place but wanted to move. The host kept saying how shit my house is, and while talking about me with his producer, he said "Know how I know he ain't a fag? Fags can actually decorate." FML
by Anonymous / 05/18/2016 at 10:50am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by are you kidding me? / 05/16/2016 at 5:24pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by Anonymous / 05/14/2016 at 8:39am / United States (Texas) / Love
by captainuniverse / 05/14/2016 at 1:53am / United States (Tennessee) / Kids
by jameen / 05/07/2016 at 7:48am / United Kingdom (West Berkshire) / Intimacy
by sakurabloom / 05/04/2016 at 4:08pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, when I tried to break up with my girlfriend of 2 years, she had no idea we were even dating. She thought of all the movies, dinners and "sleep overs" I had with her was because we were such great friends. FML
by K.S.S. / 04/16/2016 at 10:24pm / United States (Indiana) / Love
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to clean our apartment, and then we went out to grab a bite to eat. When we returned, I found a baby's sock in the middle of the floor. Neither of us have a baby, and nobody we know does either. Now I'm just waiting for the doll-themed nightmares tonight. FML
by Squeepy / 04/09/2016 at 11:45pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, like everyday, I got on the train heading back from my university campus in Preston. Usually, it takes 20 minutes. When I sat down, I realised it was a non-stop service to Glasgow and the doors had closed. It took me 7 hours by train and a lift from my best friend at 2 a.m. to get home. FML
by Mintilou / 04/07/2016 at 11:17pm / United Kingdom (Sandwell) / Transportation