About anormalperson : Yo fam! I'm a roadman bruv and my crew is made of some cool ass gangstas. We also wear those mini adidas bags for fashion bruv innit. Then we hang around car parks and smoke some fags with weed because dats how we roll. Then we go around and hang about in little kids parks mate. We old school and we playin it cool, mess with us and I'll shank you with my kitchen knife fam. I got a council house, a smashed iphone5 I got from da car boot sale and an STD. We're living the British dream! ☠🔪
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Today, when I tried to break up with my girlfriend of 2 years, she had no idea we were even dating. She thought of all the movies, dinners and "sleep overs" I had with her was because we were such great friends. FML
by K.S.S. / 04/16/2016 at 10:24pm / United States (Indiana) / Love
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to clean our apartment, and then we went out to grab a bite to eat. When we returned, I found a baby's sock in the middle of the floor. Neither of us have a baby, and nobody we know does either. Now I'm just waiting for the doll-themed nightmares tonight. FML
by Squeepy / 04/09/2016 at 11:45pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, like everyday, I got on the train heading back from my university campus in Preston. Usually, it takes 20 minutes. When I sat down, I realised it was a non-stop service to Glasgow and the doors had closed. It took me 7 hours by train and a lift from my best friend at 2 a.m. to get home. FML
by Mintilou / 04/07/2016 at 11:17pm / United Kingdom (Sandwell) / Transportation
by emi / 04/03/2016 at 1:18pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
Today, while trying to sleep, my roommates were shouting in the next room. When I poked my head out to tell them to shut up, I was greeted to the sight of one of them with his knob duct-taped inside a gun holster, and the other one trying to rip it off. And they wonder why I'm not more social. FML
by NotEnoughBleach / 03/13/2016 at 11:58pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by shubididubbitty / 02/20/2016 at 1:06pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Transportation
Today, while taking a bus full of loud, rambunctious elementary children to school, the bus slowly slid off the road into a ditch. After waiting 30 minutes that felt like hours, I saw the tow truck arriving from the opposite direction also slide slowly off the roadway into the opposite ditch. FML
by womanoski / 02/20/2016 at 12:56pm / United States (Indiana) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 02/19/2016 at 1:26pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, I got a new phone. Only after berating the Sprint employee and Apple support desk because I could not call, text, or access the Internet did I find out that I didn't need to buy a new phone. It was just on airplane mode. FML
by JavitheWrestler / 02/13/2016 at 6:06pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/13/2016 at 2:45am / Australia (South Australia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/12/2016 at 2:21pm / United States (Idaho) / Miscellaneous
by scarredforlife / 02/12/2016 at 4:00am / New Zealand (Wellington) / Intimacy
Today, I visited my son at his university accommodations and noticed he's clearly never cleaned it since he moved in two years ago. I tried cleaning it myself, but gave up entirely when I found what looked like mushrooms growing out of an old takeout container. FML
by Pauline / 02/09/2016 at 4:35pm / United States / Kids
by Katie1921 / 02/08/2016 at 9:52pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by OhDearGodGrandad / 02/07/2016 at 12:59pm / United Kingdom (Redbridge) / Intimacy