About anormalperson : Yo fam! I'm a roadman bruv and my crew is made of some cool ass gangstas. We also wear those mini adidas bags for fashion bruv innit. Then we hang around car parks and smoke some fags with weed because dats how we roll. Then we go around and hang about in little kids parks mate. We old school and we playin it cool, mess with us and I'll shank you with my kitchen knife fam. I got a council house, a smashed iphone5 I got from da car boot sale and an STD. We're living the British dream! ☠🔪 I'm not actually a "roadman" or a "chav" I hate them.
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by Lua / 06/28/2016 at 1:09pm / France (Picardie) / Animals
Today, marks three days since I was supposed to follow the moving truck to my new home. Instead, I got super sick and my dad drove away without me. I've been laying on a dog cushion the entire weekend because my bed is 500 miles away. FML
by PlzSendBlankets / 06/26/2016 at 10:00pm / United States (Missouri) / Health
Today, my boyfriend took me to get the abortion that we both agreed on. He was being so supportive through the whole thing. When it was all over I thanked him for coming. He replied, "Well that's what got us here in the first place!" He's still mad he can't tell anyone his joke. FML
by thatgirl / 06/18/2016 at 5:19pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by Bleiz / 06/14/2016 at 3:41pm / United States (Washington) / Love
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML
by Reeen / 06/03/2016 at 6:29pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by Hamden824 / 05/25/2016 at 4:04pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/25/2016 at 1:39pm / United States (Michigan) / Animals
Today, I babysat my neighbor's twin 4-year-old girls again. When I took them out for lunch, they apparently had been addressing themselves as "my bitches", taught to them by their devil spawn 13-year-old brother. Everyone, including Chuck E. Cheese himself, was not pleased. FML
by Ban Hammered / 05/25/2016 at 6:35am / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, I got put in a speech impediment class because apparently I have a lisp. No, my tongue is just swollen, and I can't talk very well because of it. I've talked normally for the past 17 years. FML
by anonymous / 05/23/2016 at 11:41pm / United States (Tennessee) / Health
by not amused / 05/19/2016 at 5:01am / Ireland (Cork) / Geek
Today, a TV crew filmed my house for a real estate show. They got an actor to pretend he owned the place but wanted to move. The host kept saying how shit my house is, and while talking about me with his producer, he said "Know how I know he ain't a fag? Fags can actually decorate." FML
by Anonymous / 05/18/2016 at 10:50am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by are you kidding me? / 05/16/2016 at 5:24pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by Anonymous / 05/14/2016 at 8:39am / United States (Texas) / Love
by captainuniverse / 05/14/2016 at 1:53am / United States (Tennessee) / Kids
by jameen / 05/07/2016 at 7:48am / United Kingdom (West Berkshire) / Money