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  • Number of visits : 441
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About anonymousguy1569 : I'm about as stupid as they come, I try my best but that usually isn't good enough for the sophisticated FML community and therefore apologise in advance for any stupidity that may or may not be in my comments

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Today I was out with mah grandma when a pair of very shady guys approachd us in the street hands in their pockets. Without breaking stride she pulld a knife out of her handbag and told them they'd better keep walking. They did. What the fuck gran? FML

#20640901
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50282) - you deserved it (7092)

On 05/04/2013 at 1:05pm - misc - by emasculated 10000% (man) - Sweden (Kronobergs Lan)

Today , my mum asked me , "Shouldn't you be cleaning yur room?" On impulse , I replied , "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32820) - you deserved it (112723)

On 04/22/2013 at 3:19am - misc - by Anon - Singapore

yesterday I seemingly decided not to remove my foot from the pedal-clip of my bicycle until I had properly introduced myself to the cement. FML

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65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24872) - you deserved it (5960)

On 04/03/2013 at 8:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today my Jewish boyfriend cummd over 4 my extendd family's Easter party. My grandmother made fun of him 4 being Jewish so badly that he left crying. She doesn't see wat she did wrong. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36854) - you deserved it (4113)

On 04/01/2013 at 1:23am - misc - by aabadaba (woman) - United States (California)



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