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anonymousguy1569
  • Town/Country : Southampton, UK
  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About anonymousguy1569 : I'm about as stupid as they come, I try my best but that usually isn't good enough for the sophisticated FML community and therefore apologise in advance for any stupidity that may or may not be in my comments

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Today, I was out with my grandma when a pair of very shady guys approached us in the street, hands in their pockets. Without breaking stride, she pulled a knife out of her handbag and told them they'd better keep walking. They did. What the fuck, gran? FML

#20640901
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44567) - you deserved it (6101)

On 05/04/2013 at 1:05pm - misc - by emasculated 10000% (man) - Sweden (Kronobergs Lan)

Today, my mum asked me, "Shouldn't you be cleaning your room?" On impulse, I replied, "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML

#20612550
272 comments

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On 04/22/2013 at 3:19am - misc - by Anon - Singapore

Today, I seemingly decided not to remove my foot from the pedal-clip of my bicycle until I had properly introduced myself to the cement. FML

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On 04/03/2013 at 8:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my Jewish boyfriend came over for my extended family's Easter party. My grandmother made fun of him for being Jewish so badly, that he left, crying. She doesn't see what she did wrong. FML

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On 04/01/2013 at 1:23am - misc - by aabadaba (woman) - United States (California)



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