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anonymouschicka
  • Town/Country : LaLa Land!, Who knows?
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1226
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 40 posted

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Today, I realised that my glade plug-in air freshner lasts longer than any of my relationships have. FML

#1956453 (112)

I agree, your life sucks (40036) - you deserved it (6800)

On 05/15/2009 at 2:14am - love - by heartless (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw a couple of beetles doing it. Jealous, I quickly crushed them with my boot while screaming, "IF I CAN'T DO IT, NOBODY WILL!" All the little kids playing on the local playground, including parents supervising them, gave me dirty, confused looks. FML

#1683543 (544)

I agree, your life sucks (15214) - you deserved it (82659)

On 05/06/2009 at 2:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I overheard my mother and sister talking so I stopped to eavesdrop. I recently enlisted in the Marines, and they were talking about what they would do with the money if I died. FML

#1656841 (319)

I agree, your life sucks (1035) - you deserved it (7097)

On 05/05/2009 at 8:22am - money - by Fitz (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up!". FML

#56665 (528)

I agree, your life sucks (141680) - you deserved it (53028)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)