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  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 May 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3470
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (75472) - you deserved it (8417)

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