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  • Town/Country : chesapeake, united states
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About anonymous61324 : Hey you... Yeah you, go the fuck away thanks.

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Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend yelled, "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I couldn't finish. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38556) - you deserved it (4477)

On 04/14/2014 at 4:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I learned, 15 years later, that my puppy from when I was 4, was not taken by Santa because he was in need of a reindeer. My parents took him to the shelter because they thought he was ugly. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35862) - you deserved it (4568)

On 03/27/2011 at 2:10am - misc - by leeseyxoxo (woman) - United States (Florida)



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