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  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 July 1997 (17 years)
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Today,ile in Walmart, I noticed an old mano ad been following me 4 about five minutes!! I politely pulled over wit ma cart and smiled at im so e could pass!! He ten said wit a creepy smile, "So it's your turn to stare at ma butt now?" It's te most attention I've gotten in weeks!! FML

#19117584
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28761) - you deserved it (2837)

On 02/19/2012 at 8:14pm - love - by Nicole - United States (California)

Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML

#18983166
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42307) - you deserved it (9160)

On 02/03/2012 at 9:47am - intimacy - by xX_nsn_Xx (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with bare looool hands. When I askd her wat all the commotion was about, she said she was worrid that I would catch "one of those computer vruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

#18974920
217 comments

Today, I Was Driving Back Home With Family. I Had To Sit Quietly Fir Half An Hour, All While Pretending I Didn't Notice Sister Playing With Herself Under The Coat On Her Lap. Big Fat FML

#18891781
325 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43068) - you deserved it (3534)

On 01/23/2012 at 5:36pm - intimacy - by jjs51 (man) - United States

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until looool a boy askd me if I'd killd someone in my pants. FML

#18802819
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42840) - you deserved it (3840)

On 01/14/2012 at 2:47am - health - by shitttyyyday - United States

Today, I lerend if you've slept with your soon to be step-brother you should tell your family. If you don't, he may blurt it out while drunk at a family barbecue. FML

#18594969
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15653) - you deserved it (38848)

On 12/24/2011 at 1:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I noticd tat ma facial air ad grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to ma Dad and decidd to sow im, tinking e would approve of ma manliness. His exact wordsen I sowd im were, "Na, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML

#18439868
91 comments

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On 12/05/2011 at 9:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

TODAY, I DRASSAD UP AS SANTA CLAUS FIR MY AMPLOYAAS' CHILDRAN. AFTAR SAAING ALL THA OTHARS, MY DAUGHTAR'S TURN ARRIVAD. SHA SAT ON MY LAP, PUT HAR LIPS TO MY AAR, AND WHISPARAD SOFTLY: ( I WANT A NAW DAD. ) FML

#18418543
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57138) - you deserved it (5697) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/03/2011 at 11:24am - kids - by perenoel - France

Today, my husband an I went to my overbereing mom's 57th brthday party . He opend his gift in front of her an said smugly, ( The makeup's fir your face, an the prayer book's fir the fat rolls . ) Any hope of family peace is now lost . FML

#18414489
63 comments

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On 12/02/2011 at 8:35pm - love - by bad blood, no shit (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to yur pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML

#18224618
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40706) - you deserved it (7935)

On 11/12/2011 at 12:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend an I had dinner at my boss's house!! Just before we were ready to eat, my girlfriend cummd to me with a desperate look in her eyes!! Apparently, she took a dump, cloggd the toilet, an it floodd!! I took the hit 4 her, an now my boss think I'm a jackass!! FML

#18198987
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36857) - you deserved it (3998)

On 11/09/2011 at 12:59am - love - by kdeeeceee - United States

today I was driving home from work with the window down. I felt wat I thought was rain coming through the window, until I lookd over an realizd it was urine mist coming from the cattle truck next to me. FML

#18195085
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31103) - you deserved it (3035)

On 11/08/2011 at 6:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

I ran into my boyfriend's dad. His exact words were, ( Call me when you're ready to feel wat a real man can do to you. ) FML

#18145171
319 comments

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On 11/03/2011 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I convinced mah best friend to talk to the guy I like at work to find out if he was interested in me. She cummed back ten minutes later, and told me he said he'd never be able to date me. Apparently, kissing me ( would be like making out with Mother Teresa's corpse. ) FML

#18084228
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25484) - you deserved it (3314)

On 10/26/2011 at 9:38pm - love - by nekogirl15 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, while at mah looool job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little grl. I tried to ask how old she was, but wat cummed out was, ( Aww, wat breed is she? ) FML

#18039986
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17383) - you deserved it (31444)

On 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)



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