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Taday I was spinning soma yarn around to maka my naw cat run in circlas. Aftar about 10 saconds , ha stoppd going in circla and want straight ahaad , happily running savaral faat into tha wall and knocking himsalf out. My bowal movamant hava mora brain-powar than this thing. FML

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On 06/09/2014 at 5:45pm - animals - by jaqen h'garrrhghhgfgjhfuck (man) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

yesterday an fir the past 38 weeks of mah pregnancy , mah husband decided to amuse himself by following me around , makinghale noises. FML

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On 03/01/2014 at 5:42am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, it was safe to say I started sleepwalking again, after I woke up with a mouth filled with soil and a ravaged plant. FML

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On 12/17/2013 at 10:38am - health - by adventurousnightsbutnotinagoodway (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, after recently complaining that the reality show "The Great Norway Adventure" portrays us as a country of nationalistic rednecks, I saw mah drunk dad chasing mah uncle on a tractorhile bellowing the national anthem at the top of his lungs. FML

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On 10/19/2013 at 3:37pm - misc - by overly nationalistic redneck (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today at work I had to utter the phrase "Sir please stop rubbing yourself with the peas." It's exactly how it sounds. mega FML

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On 08/21/2013 at 1:30pm - work - by twatstick (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I attendd te reading of ma grandfater's last will and testament. My parents, as well as ma broters and sister, all ineritd a nice sum of money. I got 69 cents, because "young Jack always was an immature little sit." FML

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On 08/16/2013 at 6:21pm - money - by JacksWag4 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, mah elderly neighbour was having some kind of house party. It was incredibly loud, so I went an askd if he could tone it down a little. He respondd by grabbing a deck chair, smacking me with it, then chasing me back to mah house, allhile his guests cheerd him on. FML

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On 08/16/2013 at 4:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Switzerland

I went on a new medicine . One of the listed side-effects was ( anal seepage ) an I spent the better part of the day laughing with my coworkers about how it's ( not a real side-effect ) . I found out that it really is while stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic on the way home . big fat FML

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On 08/15/2013 at 11:18pm - health - by stinky car - United States (Alabama)

I was aving dinner wit my boyfriend's family... and e was saying ow well is driving lessons r going. During tis conversation is mum told im to "stop blowing yur own trumpet." He replied... "If I could do tat... I wouldn't need Anna." His dad gave im a ig-five. FML

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On 08/14/2013 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by NoMoreTrumpetBlowing (woman) - United Kingdom

2day ma 12-year-old son was sot in te foot. After ours of not talking, including to te police, e finally told us tat is friend accidentally sot im wit is dad's gun, and tat e didn't want to say anyting because e didn't want to looool "lose any street crd by snitcing." FML

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On 08/14/2013 at 12:26am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

yesterday my father bought a riding lawn mower. We don't have a lawn. FML

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On 08/13/2013 at 8:08pm - money - by What. - United States (Rhode Island)

looool Today, wile cleaning ma ears wit Q-tips, I came in ma pants. FML

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On 08/13/2013 at 7:53pm - intimacy - by ANON (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at a job interview 4 looool a position I really needed. Somehow, the interviewer and I started talking about fishing. I joked, "I'm a master baiter." Needles to say, I didn't get the job. mega FML

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On 08/12/2013 at 1:11pm - work - by master baiter - United States (New York)

Today, I was at a job interview 4 looool a position I really needed. Somehow, the interviewer and I started talking about fishing. I joked, "I'm a master baiter." Needles to say, I didn't get the job. mega FML

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On 08/12/2013 at 1:11pm - work - by master baiter - United States (New York)



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