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Today, my mum begged me to let her put fake nails on me to practice for her styling exam. I've been sitting on the toilet for the past half an hour trying to figure out how to wipe without damaging something. FML
by Mojo0608 / 03/05/2014 at 11:11am / United Kingdom (Richmond upon Thames) / Health
by lk mm, n vwls / 01/10/2014 at 8:20pm / United States (Connecticut) / Work
Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML
by Anonymous / 01/09/2014 at 12:59pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
by itwasmyfavoriteshirt / 08/16/2012 at 3:28pm / United States (Arkansas) / Intimacy
by Pookaa / 10/05/2011 at 7:48pm / United States (Maine) / Miscellaneous
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