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Today, I woke up to an old lady right outside my open window, saying "Hello in there! Are you sleepy?" I was so startled that I answered her. She screamed. Turns out she's my neighbour's elderly mother, didn't know I was in there, and was talking to my cat. FML
by ADanceWithDavos / 07/07/2014 at 11:59am / United Kingdom / Animals
by :/ / 11/05/2013 at 4:01pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML
by CelibateHero / 10/05/2013 at 2:31am / United States (Indiana) / Transportation
by Nickki / 10/14/2012 at 10:57am / United States / Kids
by mike oxsmall / 06/16/2011 at 1:42am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/19/2010 at 12:24am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, my grandfather was counting all the grandchildren he had and saying how fortunate he was to have all of us. When I pointed out that he'd forgotten to count me, he turned and said "You're adopted, you don't count as a real grandchild" FML
by Anonymous / 08/04/2009 at 8:02am / Singapore / Miscellaneous
Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML
by jeeperspeepers / 08/02/2009 at 6:03pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I saw my boyfriend for the last time for two years. When we got back from dinner, we sat in his truck for a little while to talk. A few minutes later, my mom comes flying out of my house screaming, "Satan is here, and he is tempting you!" That is the last memory he will have of me. FML
by Fwick / 03/19/2009 at 12:42am / United States (Utah) / Love
Today, I was walking through the mall with my boyfriend of a year and a half. There was sign outside of the jewelry store that said, "Engagement Rings-No interest for 12 months." I said, "Look, baby! No interest." He replied, "That's right...NO INTEREST." FML
by Ma.Sa.La. / 02/27/2009 at 10:18am / United States (Maryland) / Love
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