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anniemeece
  • Town/Country : CA, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 January 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 1947
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About anniemeece : A teenage girl in an odd little life. ^-^
Picture is one I took myself. I love photography.

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Today, I accidentally told my mom to ejaculate the flash drive from the PC. FML

#18976293 (163)

I agree, your life sucks (2942) - you deserved it (4086)

On 02/02/2012 at 1:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - India

Today, my mother thought it would be a good idea to tell me that I was conceived on an airplane toilet. FML

#18728247 (147)

I agree, your life sucks (7584) - you deserved it (763)

On 01/06/2012 at 6:16pm - intimacy - by Gemma - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11018) - you deserved it (2045)

On 12/27/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by blegh (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was wanking and starting thinking about why the Simpsons are yellow, and how that came to be. I haven't been laid in 4 years and my ADD is so crippling that I can't jack off. FML

#18567252 (168)

I agree, your life sucks (7932) - you deserved it (1521)

On 12/21/2011 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I woke up with Skittles super glued to my forehead. FML

#18561350 (246)

I agree, your life sucks (8022) - you deserved it (1567)

On 12/20/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by awalc - United States

Today, my five-year-old daughter told me she was going to throw up. I told her to rush to the bathroom. I followed her a few seconds later, only to find her sitting on the toilet and vomiting onto the floor. FML

#18534964 (178)

I agree, your life sucks (9716) - you deserved it (1706) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/17/2011 at 10:42am - kids - by espylone - France

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

#18465913 (15)

I agree, your life sucks (2776) - you deserved it (24247)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my husband on our anniversary day. He climbed on top of me and firmly placed his penis on my nose. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he burst into laughter and said I looked just like Squidward. FML

#18083202 (216)

I agree, your life sucks (27581) - you deserved it (3168)

On 10/26/2011 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out my girlfriend doesn't go to work, she's actually been seeing another guy purely for sex, and each time he gives her money to "support her unemployment." Pretty sure that means I'm dating a prostitute. FML

#18037995 (242)

I agree, your life sucks (36753) - you deserved it (2419)

On 10/21/2011 at 10:55am - intimacy - by prostitutes boyfriend - United Kingdom (Cornwall)

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

#17987408 (239)

I agree, your life sucks (27187) - you deserved it (5177)

On 10/15/2011 at 2:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was using the toilet and decided to check out some FMLs. One made me laugh out loud as my room-mate was passing by the bathroom. He now tells everyone my penis is so small it makes even me laugh every time I see it. FML

#17919622 (137)

I agree, your life sucks (28426) - you deserved it (6972)

On 10/06/2011 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I showed my colleagues how I could switch on my webcam at home from the office. That's how we all found out my wife is cheating on me. FML

#15309756 (327)

I agree, your life sucks (80946) - you deserved it (4311) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm - love - by Albert06 - France

Today, my cat pissed in my zen garden. FML

#14718702 (108)

I agree, your life sucks (9463) - you deserved it (14182)

On 01/26/2011 at 9:48am - animals - by lizzy1843 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML

#7420693 (286)

I agree, your life sucks (38443) - you deserved it (5694)

On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got home and threw my phone onto my bed as usual. This time it bounced out the window. FML

#3663741 (150)

I agree, your life sucks (34450) - you deserved it (19556)

On 07/11/2009 at 9:48am - misc - by jadakorn (man) - United States (New York)