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Today, my cousin told me that the stop signs outlined with a white line were optional. Later, a cop pulled me over, when I asked why he said, "You ran that stop sign back there." I explained what my cousin had told me and he looked at me funny and replied, "All stop signs have a white outline." FML
by Anonymous / 07/08/2009 at 9:34pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
Today, was my senior prom. I've had a crush on my date for months, but after many attempts at grinding with him and sexy seduction, he rejected me saying he was a good Catholic boy. I later found out that not only is he in touch with his religion, but intimately in touch with other boys. FML
by failatboys / 06/13/2009 at 11:06pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
- Today my manager tried to force me to sign an employee contract (I've worked here a year) that she… Today, I met the man of my dreams. Hot, funny, smart, sensitive, he guesses at what I need before I… Today, I found out my hours at work were getting cut and given to another employee. Not only are my…