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Today, I learned a valuable lesson: Make sure you learn to swim at a very young age, or else you might end up a in a swimming class with a bunch 3 and 4 year-olds, taught by your crush. FML

#19350578
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24828) - you deserved it (5867)

On 03/26/2012 at 10:51am - misc - by stupdude3 (man) - United States

Today, as I turned the shower on, I got covered in gravy. Turns out, my friends had unscrewed the shower head, filled it with gravy granules, then screwed it back on. FML

#19319473
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24709) - you deserved it (2779)

On 03/21/2012 at 7:46am - health - by J Rush - United Kingdom (Powys)

Today, I found out my roommate spits the mouthwash back into the bottle after he gargles. FML

#19313557
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29046) - you deserved it (2300)

On 03/20/2012 at 11:37am - health - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was masturbating, and out of the corner of my eye I saw a figure. It was my neighbor staring at me through the window with a total look of disgust. I moved in this weekend and hadn't yet introduced myself to her. FML

#19277377
187 comments

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On 03/14/2012 at 3:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I became a father. Unfortunately, my wife found out. FML

#19253868
64 comments

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On 03/10/2012 at 9:16pm - misc - by Major3 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML

#19239456
224 comments

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On 03/08/2012 at 2:03pm - intimacy - by Fraser - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got a text from my mom saying, "I heard the cupcake store got robbed. Where are you?" Then she texted back, "Oh never mind, they wanted money, not cupcakes. It wasn't you." Very funny, Mom. FML

#19062994
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On 02/13/2012 at 2:09am - misc - by cieee - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because, I "always wear that stupid little hat." I'm Jewish. FML

#19062488
54 comments

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On 02/13/2012 at 1:00am - love - by Kevin (man) - United States

Today, even though she can barely deal with raising kids, my 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy, by a fourth man, of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML

#19059341
246 comments

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On 02/12/2012 at 7:18pm - kids - by amythest - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML

#19026330
118 comments

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On 02/08/2012 at 1:15pm - love - by Anonymous -

Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML

#18984766
126 comments

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On 02/03/2012 at 3:47pm - misc - by tooembarassed - United States

Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML

#18976256
245 comments

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On 02/02/2012 at 1:00pm - love - by kingpig (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, I took my car to a drive-through car wash. It wasn't until after my back seat was filled with foam and I had been squirted in the face that I realized my back seat window was rolled down. FML

#18812717
53 comments

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On 01/15/2012 at 4:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I started a new medication, not paying much notice to the one side effect: "unusual vaginal secretions". They're unusual alright, they glued my underwear to my skin. FML

#18812557
136 comments

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On 01/15/2012 at 4:00am - intimacy - by involuntary waxing - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got to say, "My best friend hooked up with my step-sister's grandma's aunt" and be correct. FML

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121 comments

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On 12/09/2011 at 12:22am - love - by thatisnotcool45 - Canada



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