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by stupdude3 / 03/26/2012 at 10:51am / United States / Miscellaneous
by J Rush / 03/21/2012 at 7:46am / United Kingdom (Powys) / Health
by Anonymous / 03/20/2012 at 11:37am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
Today, I was masturbating, and out of the corner of my eye I saw a figure. It was my neighbor staring at me through the window with a total look of disgust. I moved in this weekend and hadn't yet introduced myself to her. FML
by Anonymous / 03/14/2012 at 3:31pm / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
by Major3 / 03/10/2012 at 9:16pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Fraser / 03/08/2012 at 2:03pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
Today, I got a text from my mom saying, "I heard the cupcake store got robbed. Where are you?" Then she texted back, "Oh never mind, they wanted money, not cupcakes. It wasn't you." Very funny, Mom. FML
by cieee / 02/13/2012 at 2:09am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Kevin / 02/13/2012 at 1:00am / United States / Love
Today, even though she can barely deal with raising kids, my 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy, by a fourth man, of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML
by amythest / 02/12/2012 at 7:18pm / United Kingdom (Belfast) / Kids
by tooembarassed / 02/03/2012 at 3:47pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML
by kingpig / 02/02/2012 at 1:00pm / Sweden (Skane Lan) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/15/2012 at 4:44am / United States (Oklahoma) / Transportation
by involuntary waxing / 01/15/2012 at 4:00am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by thatisnotcool45 / 12/09/2011 at 12:22am / Canada / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…
- Today, I checked in at a hotel, got the keys and went up to my room. However, there seemed to be a… Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus… Today, on my way home to Bordeaux after a weekend in Paris, I had the pleasure of being sat next to…