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Today, I was on the bus, when an elderly woman stepped in. She looked too weak to stand. She looked at me with her sad puppy eyes, expecting me to give up my seat for her. I felt sorry and got up. As soon as she sat down, she says, "Ha! Sucker!" She didn't look so cute anymore. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35676) - you deserved it (5062)

On 08/14/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had to go to the police station to pick up my 42 year old dad. Why? He was caught stealing candy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (922) - you deserved it (2436)

On 08/11/2009 at 11:07pm - kids - by ahhahaha (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, my cousin told me that the stop signs outlined with a white line were optional. Later, a cop pulled me over, when I asked why he said, "You ran that stop sign back there." I explained what my cousin had told me and he looked at me funny and replied, "All stop signs have a white outline." FML

#3593613 (260)

I agree, your life sucks (7673) - you deserved it (70327)

On 07/08/2009 at 9:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30240) - you deserved it (98464)

On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by helloitsbrian6969 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping in the dog world meant dominance. Well, I decided to instill my dominance and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22251) - you deserved it (97751)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I didn't wear my contacts. Determined to prove to my friends I didn't need them, I read all the signs in sight. I couldn't read a particular one, so I began to walk closer. Suddenly I fell on my face, bruising my cheekbone. The sign said: "Caution: Watch Your Step." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8668) - you deserved it (44151)

On 04/23/2009 at 3:36am - misc - by notexactly (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my name was called during an assembly because I won some sort of prize. Everyone boo'ed. FML

#232169 (74)

I agree, your life sucks (57000) - you deserved it (4723)

On 03/07/2009 at 2:01am - misc - by ladeda (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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